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Old 09-28-2010, 02:58 PM
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I have decided to rank the hotties, Mortimers Girls, every so often.



This is based on all the ,unfortunately, neck up only photos they have sent me.This and their displayed love for me on this site will be the determining factors for that particular ranking time frame.



BOING! = one woody





Heah we go:








1...Sighty-poo---BOING!BOING!BOING!BOING!BOING!

2...Gooey---BOING!BOING!BOING!BOING!

3...EasyBake---BOING!BOING!BOING!

4...Cat-Girl-Do---BOING!BOING!

5...Franny----BOING!






The rest of the MG's failed to register.You girls have work to do.
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Old 09-28-2010, 03:00 PM
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Do we get special Mortimer's Girls jackets?
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Old 09-28-2010, 03:02 PM
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..uh,no..
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Old 09-28-2010, 03:03 PM
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oh.
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Old 09-28-2010, 03:04 PM
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Business cards?!?!
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Old 09-28-2010, 03:32 PM
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double spit!!
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Old 09-28-2010, 08:42 PM
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I feel a little bettah now.





But I need someone to pet me.
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Old 09-28-2010, 03:32 PM
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spit!
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I have decided to rank the hotties, Mortimers Girls, every so often.



This is based on all the ,unfortunately, neck up only photos they have sent me.This and their displayed love for me on this site will be the determining factors for that particular ranking time frame.



BOING! = one woody





Heah we go:








1...Sighty-poo---BOING!BOING!BOING!BOING!BOING!

2...Gooey---BOING!BOING!BOING!BOING!

3...EasyBake---BOING!BOING!BOING!

4...Cat-Girl-Do---BOING!BOING!

5...Franny----BOING!






The rest of the MG's failed to register.You girls have work to do.


I got BOINGED more by.....






Oh never mind.
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Old 09-28-2010, 09:01 PM
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You see what you just said?




That's why you were in 3rd place.
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Old 09-28-2010, 09:04 PM
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I got BOINGED more by.....






Oh never mind.
If you pet him I'm sure he'll BOING! away.
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Old 09-28-2010, 09:09 PM
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Very funny,Sightski.




But you never know when the new ratings will come out.

And I am checking my list---twice.
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Old 09-28-2010, 09:13 PM
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Very funny,Sightski.




But you never know when the new ratings will come out.

And I am checking my list---twice.
Do we get extra points for being both naughty and nice?
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Old 09-28-2010, 09:16 PM
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Naughty is nice!



But snotty is minus BOINGS! 4 u.
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Old 09-28-2010, 09:24 PM
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hey!!



I'm locked out of the Padlocky again.

Fucl< the dildo that carped about me this time.

They have no guts.
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