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Old 09-23-2010, 05:51 AM
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And now,I have yet another treat for you all.

With us this morningpoo-kins is one of the all time great poets, Mr. Robert Browning.

Thanks sssssssso much for being here, Mr. Browning.


Mr. Browning.

Well no...you're Mr. Browining---I'm Mortimer.

Well no, I meant I prefer you call me...Mr. Browning.

Uhm...but I did!

No you didn't.

Well yes I did.

Look, if you have to be right all the time--fine. Let's move on.

God! Someene has the muggies today, but OK. So...not only a great wordsmith--but you also have great mechanical talent as you invented the BAR,or..Browning Automatic Rifle.

No I didn't.

Well yes you did.

I said...no I didn't!

Oh boy. Look...it's called the Browning Automatic Rifle...you are Browining.Do you see a pattern here?

Mortimer, this is ridiculous.There a lot of Brownings.I am not the one who invented the BAR.

Oh.


I didn't know that.

But you were born in Cleveland and your family invented the Cleveland Brownings.Do I have that right?

I don't think you have anything right.I was born in Camberwell,England.I have no idea what you are talking about.

Camberill? Really?

well!

Well what!??

Jesus! Camberwell..Camberwell!!

Ok, you don't have to spazz out over it. Mr. Browning..perhaps your greatest work was The Ring and the Book done in...1869,right?

Yes.

And so...I............................................ .....oh boy.

What?

Oh boy.

what!!??

Mr. Browning...................are you dead?

Of course I am.













































ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
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Old 09-23-2010, 06:05 AM
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it will resonate with those on the fence.


!!

The above was said by JoeyDoobe in the latest political suicide thread.



Honula does this in one of my noodle film scenes to HoochieCoochie man!
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Old 09-23-2010, 06:10 AM
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And if one more dead person appears here in a Snowy Woods interview..I am going to kill the producer, VideoGa-GaGirl.



Then she can be the next guest interviewee.
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Old 09-23-2010, 06:26 AM
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I think it's time for a happy song by the Allman Brothers:




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSLid-0cUcI
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Old 09-23-2010, 04:02 PM
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Sighty...do you know where my fine poyems regarding Downtown Dollar Billy and him with Eight Belles are?



Only if it's easy....I've tried that search n' find before and get nowhere.
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Old 09-23-2010, 04:08 PM
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Or anyone in todays huge crowd may answer.
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Old 09-23-2010, 04:12 PM
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I'm usually pretty good at this but I just looked and I mean I did look under all of your names... cannot find it.
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Old 09-23-2010, 07:59 PM
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http://www.derbytrail.com/forums/sho...8&postcount=37
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Old 09-23-2010, 08:03 PM
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I for one, can't believe Stevie hasn't created The Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy Reading Room for this very fine work.
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Old 09-23-2010, 08:04 PM
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I for one, can't believe Stevie hasn't created The Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy Reading Room for this very fine work.

eauxh!!!!







You said it,girl!!

kissyklissykissykissy
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Old 10-14-2010, 12:33 AM
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I for one, can't believe Stevie hasn't created The Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy Reading Room for this very fine work.

Thank you sssssssso much for this doubleplusgood noodle sprout.

I am cataloguing my fine work there as we speak.I could have really used you hours ago, but nooooOOOOO.
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Old 09-23-2010, 08:03 PM
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Goddamity,Sighty!!

How do you do it!!??



Really..thanks very much.I should kiss your pus.sy in spite of you;that's how much you deserve it.




Fucl< me!!...how does she do it??


ror!!....Sighty..honest ...Thank you you so very much!!
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Old 09-23-2010, 08:09 PM
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Goddamity,Sighty!!

How do you do it!!??



Really..thanks very much.I should kiss your pus.sy in spite of you;that's how much you deserve it.




Fucl< me!!...how does she do it??


ror!!....Sighty..honest ...Thank you you so very much!!
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Old 09-23-2010, 08:14 PM
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Ah wonder what happened to Late Fires?
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Old 09-23-2010, 08:21 PM
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Oh an excellent question,Sighty.


I have a bad feeling I may have chased him away....my very good friend--and I may have.It was when the American Psycho became firmly entrenched in my noodle.I had run off to my fortress,evpn.There....tree monsters from here came and mocked me....and they deleted my fine work.They would use names suggesting who they were.

The last used the name Late Fires...or so I thought.I misunderstood what he said and later could see it probably really was him.I snapped off a scathing reply to who I thought was a psuedo Late Fires.


I have meant to mention this, but it always slips my noodle.


Maybe if he reads still...he will return.


I really hope I wasn't the cause of his leaving,but I think I was.
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