snowy woods

[clyde]

OK you little monsters...beddy-poo time.









SIGHTY!!!.......stop it!!!!







Goodnightypoo-kins

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qjo15n0mGU

[clyde]

Good Morningpoo-kins.



Mr. Sun is about to barf all over this great country of ours;another peaceful night,when it's dark, has ended and another chaotic day is about to begin.



Whether you're a Lithuainian or an Epsicapalion,ya gotta love it.

It's exactly why I am now training flying squirrels to be a precision attack squadron.

[clyde]

And now,I have yet another treat for you all.

With us this morningpoo-kins is one of the all time great poets, Mr. Robert Browning.

Thanks sssssssso much for being here, Mr. Browning.


Mr. Browning.

Well no...you're Mr. Browining---I'm Mortimer.

Well no, I meant I prefer you call me...Mr. Browning.

Uhm...but I did!

No you didn't.

Well yes I did.

Look, if you have to be right all the time--fine. Let's move on.

God! Someene has the muggies today, but OK. So...not only a great wordsmith--but you also have great mechanical talent as you invented the BAR,or..Browning Automatic Rifle.

No I didn't.

Well yes you did.

I said...no I didn't!

Oh boy. Look...it's called the Browning Automatic Rifle...you are Browining.Do you see a pattern here?

Mortimer, this is ridiculous.There a lot of Brownings.I am not the one who invented the BAR.

Oh.


I didn't know that.

But you were born in Cleveland and your family invented the Cleveland Brownings.Do I have that right?

I don't think you have anything right.I was born in Camberwell,England.I have no idea what you are talking about.

Camberill? Really?

well!

Well what!??

Jesus! Camberwell..Camberwell!!

Ok, you don't have to spazz out over it. Mr. Browning..perhaps your greatest work was The Ring and the Book done in...1869,right?

Yes.

And so...I............................................ .....oh boy.

What?

Oh boy.

what!!??

Mr. Browning...................are you dead?

Of course I am.













































ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

[clyde]

it will resonate with those on the fence.


!!

The above was said by JoeyDoobe in the latest political suicide thread.



Honula does this in one of my noodle film scenes to HoochieCoochie man!

[clyde]

And if one more dead person appears here in a Snowy Woods interview..I am going to kill the producer, VideoGa-GaGirl.



Then she can be the next guest interviewee.

[clyde]

I think it's time for a happy song by the Allman Brothers:




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSLid-0cUcI

[clyde]

Sighty...do you know where my fine poyems regarding Downtown Dollar Billy and him with Eight Belles are?



Only if it's easy....I've tried that search n' find before and get nowhere.

[Sightseek]

http://www.derbytrail.com/forums/sho...8&postcount=37