snowy woods

[clyde]

Originally Posted by FGFan

Conspiracy in the planning, there is an event page
Are you attending, maybe attending, no I'm not attending, awaiting reply if you are attending.
Replies may only be posted if you are a secret member of the FF book society.

Franny..(by the way)....it's nothing I probably could attend any how.



And FF Book is nothing more than a meet up group endorsed by Jason Pollock.

[clyde]

I must now go and do that daunting and disgusting task---washy clothesy.


Phooey.





If I feel cruel tonight...I will play my noodle film of Sighty-poo's getting ready for bed routine...and outfit.

[clyde]

I am back and in a cruel mood.



But every time I try to put my noodle film on i-net space.....Sighty won't cooperate.

She wears only pink,semi thongs...and does loin flexors on the floor next to her bed in preparation for sleepy-poo..



Then,when she sees my film running...she grabs her black waist ribbon,plays the last part of Loan Me on her stereo ....and starts danicng a jig around the room,spinning and waving that filthy bwr at me....with the Kooly-aid smile flashing.


Then I beak into hysterics and can't type anymore.

[clyde]

I think I'm off Suffy-poo's Vacay Post Card List.

[Sightseek]

Originally Posted by clyde

I am back and in a cruel mood.



But every time I try to put my noodle film on i-net space.....Sighty won't cooperate.

She wears only pink,semi thongs...and does loin flexors on the floor next to her bed in preparation for sleepy-poo..



Then,when she sees my film running...she grabs her black waist ribbon,plays the last part of Loan Me on her stereo ....and starts danicng a jig around the room,spinning and waving that filthy bwr at me....with the Kooly-aid smile flashing.


Then I beak into hysterics and can't type anymore.

When did I become Irish?

[clyde]

Irish?

Irish..Irish....Irish.................I don't get it.

[Sightseek]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZBoPuD3MYQ


A little slow today?

[clyde]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZBoPuD3MYQ


A little slow today?

!!


Oh boy.




But I guess so.

Believe me...your jig looks nothing like that one.

[clyde]

OK you little monsters...beddy-poo time.









SIGHTY!!!.......stop it!!!!







Goodnightypoo-kins

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qjo15n0mGU

[clyde]

Good Morningpoo-kins.



Mr. Sun is about to barf all over this great country of ours;another peaceful night,when it's dark, has ended and another chaotic day is about to begin.



Whether you're a Lithuainian or an Epsicapalion,ya gotta love it.

It's exactly why I am now training flying squirrels to be a precision attack squadron.

[clyde]

And now,I have yet another treat for you all.

With us this morningpoo-kins is one of the all time great poets, Mr. Robert Browning.

Thanks sssssssso much for being here, Mr. Browning.


Mr. Browning.

Well no...you're Mr. Browining---I'm Mortimer.

Well no, I meant I prefer you call me...Mr. Browning.

Uhm...but I did!

No you didn't.

Well yes I did.

Look, if you have to be right all the time--fine. Let's move on.

God! Someene has the muggies today, but OK. So...not only a great wordsmith--but you also have great mechanical talent as you invented the BAR,or..Browning Automatic Rifle.

No I didn't.

Well yes you did.

I said...no I didn't!

Oh boy. Look...it's called the Browning Automatic Rifle...you are Browining.Do you see a pattern here?

Mortimer, this is ridiculous.There a lot of Brownings.I am not the one who invented the BAR.

Oh.


I didn't know that.

But you were born in Cleveland and your family invented the Cleveland Brownings.Do I have that right?

I don't think you have anything right.I was born in Camberwell,England.I have no idea what you are talking about.

Camberill? Really?

well!

Well what!??

Jesus! Camberwell..Camberwell!!

Ok, you don't have to spazz out over it. Mr. Browning..perhaps your greatest work was The Ring and the Book done in...1869,right?

Yes.

And so...I............................................ .....oh boy.

What?

Oh boy.

what!!??

Mr. Browning...................are you dead?

Of course I am.













































ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

[clyde]

it will resonate with those on the fence.


!!

The above was said by JoeyDoobe in the latest political suicide thread.



Honula does this in one of my noodle film scenes to HoochieCoochie man!