did anyone see

[clyde]

Originally Posted by dagolfer33

I fell asleep trying to stay up and watch it. Guess there is no such thing as a sure thing in this sport.

^^^^ Worse than "Toga".

[dagolfer33]

Originally Posted by clyde

^^^^ Worse than "Toga".

The racetrack fell asleep????

[clyde]

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Much bettah.

[clyde]

Originally Posted by dagolfer33

The racetrack fell asleep????

Racetracks are innocent,when they dream.

[dagolfer33]

Originally Posted by clyde

Racetracks are innocent,when they dream.

U got all of that from that poem !!!

[clyde]

Originally Posted by dagolfer33

U got all of that from that poem !!!

fr&l-a!!






Yes..I did.


I have a beauiful mind.

[dagolfer33]

Originally Posted by clyde

fr&l-a!!






Yes..I did.


I have a beauiful mind.

The question is, what happens when racetracks have nightmares???? Do they dream of smelly cigars, horseshit and such??? Do they dream one day they may have polytrack covering them?????

[clyde]

Originally Posted by dagolfer33

The question is, what happens when racetracks have nightmares???? Do they dream of smelly cigars, horseshit and such??? Do they dream one day they may have polytrack covering them?????

Good question.



The nightmarish side comes in the form of mind pictures showing an innocent racetrack being slowly turned up from the horizontal....tipped toward the vertical.As this happens....the little dirt particles start streaming into the hole the track leaves as it is tilted to the vertical.

By the time the track reaches a vertical inclination,all the dirt is where the track was.Now the erect track ( take no metaphor from that one) becomes-----nothing. The dirt is all back in the hole the track left.


The clinical interpretation is that the track has no meaning in life.

Has no value.

It cannot venture out because if it tries to, it only leaves itself and it becomes nothing;unable to function in a real world.



Excellent question...really was.