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I can bake cookies!
I don't like to handle raw meat. lol |
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#2
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OH MY GOT!!!!!!!!!!
That kind of thinkin' will get you a one-way ticket to Lilith Fair. |
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#3
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Yikes, I'm leavin'!
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#4
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Let me re-phrase, I hate handling raw chicken, I'll make steak.
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#5
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Did anyone else notice that once Morty concluded that Whole Foods was a hot-bed of gay activity he disappeared?
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I noticed, figured he is crusin the sushi bar looking for asain guys................
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Felix Unger talking to Oscar Madison: "Your horse could finish third by 20 lengths and they still pay you? And you have been losing money for all these years?!" |
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#7
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But you won't hear the music then!
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#8
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OK..I'll slash yours. |
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#9
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Well, I broke down in East St. Louis, on the Kansas City line
Drunk up all of my money, that I borrowed every time And I fell down at the Derby, the night's as black as a crow It was a train that took me away from here, but a train can't bring me home What made my dreams so hollow, was standin' at the depot With a steeple full of swallows, that could never ring a bell And I've come ten thousand miles away, with not one thing to show It was a train that took me away from here, but a train can't bring me home Well, I remember when I left, without botherin' to pack Don't you know I up and left, with just the clothes I had on my back Now I'm so sorry for what I've done, and I'm out here on my own It was a train that took me away from here, but a train can't bring me home It was a train that took me away from here, but a train can't bring me home http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6uK_...layer_embedded I'm driving through oHIo tomorrow night if anyone needs a ride...just thayin |
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#10
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Oh my God.
I can't take anymore. Going to tie my shoelaces together. |
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#11
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Both of my shoelaces just died of asphyxiation.
I can't do anything right. |
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#12
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double oh mine Got!!!! she's filthy!! |
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#13
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"Your pud always finishes 20 lengths behind...and you still pay for it?!"
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We need that innocent song again.
I am tired of people being upset with me.... I don't do anything wrong. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMc0ok9_V7Q |
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I don't think I can be here any longer.
Nor should I. I'm going to jump off a curb. |
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I wanna push you. ![]() |