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Old 09-09-2010, 04:50 PM
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Sayer Maish.....that's you,Math......some of us have it,and some of us don't.



Now you can call me gay until RockTard's money comes home....but I got it.

And you don't.










It's called ....pizazz....and Magnetic attraction...Full metal pud jacket....a way about one....sizzle.....intellect....wow factor....great Sorbet...knowing which button to---do.......and what have you.




You are an ink blot.

I am a crazy person.

I'll tell you what you are.






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Old 09-09-2010, 05:18 PM
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Sayer Maish.....that's you,Math......some of us have it,and some of us don't.



Now you can call me gay until RockTard's money comes home....but I got it.

And you don't.
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Old 09-09-2010, 05:33 PM
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Thomas ain't here.
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Old 09-09-2010, 05:49 PM
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Thomas ain't here.
What does Thomas and his english muffins have to do with this?
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Old 09-09-2010, 06:10 PM
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Ask Sighty-poo.
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Old 09-09-2010, 07:11 PM
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We would play baseball with just 2 guys...when things were hard.


The school was brick and about something like four feet from the ground there was this concave cement break in the brick..about 8 inches thick..and then the bricks started again.

What we would do is use a rubber ball. We would chalk in a strike zone on the brick The cement border was out of the strike zone.. The pitcher was to call whether the ball hit the zone.We were on the honor system.

But we all cheated.


The cement border was important because the pitcher couldn't get away with saying it was a high strike because when that ball hit that border...it would go BOING!!...and jump up in the air.


I always brought a bucket of water and made sure the ball was always wet when I batted....it would leave an imprint on the wall as to where it hit.


When I pitched, I took the bucket with me so I could cheat.
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Old 09-09-2010, 07:12 PM
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Thomas is a very bad man.
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Old 09-09-2010, 07:17 PM
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And maybe you are a very bad shopper!
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Old 09-09-2010, 08:02 PM
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It's called ....pizazz....and Magnetic attraction...Full metal pud jacket....a way about one....sizzle.....intellect....wow factor....great Sorbet...knowing which button to---do.......and what have you.








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If Morty was reincarnated as a horsey, he would be IcaBAD Crane:

http://barbaradlivingston.photoshelt...BzcgCcI?ref=nf
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http://barbaradlivingston.photoshelt...BzcgCcI?ref=nf
Or in an ALPO can.
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Old 09-09-2010, 08:42 PM
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Or in an ALPO can.
Nothing is too much..really.Give it a go.
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Old 09-09-2010, 08:42 PM
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http://barbaradlivingston.photoshelt...BzcgCcI?ref=nf



Sighty.....elevate Hossy...he's having spasms.
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Old 09-09-2010, 08:48 PM
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Sighty.....elevate Hossy...he's having spasms.
Did he try watering it?
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Did he try watering it?
It's soaking right now.
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Old 09-09-2010, 08:54 PM
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It's soaking right now.
OK...deep breaths and dirty thoughts.
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Old 09-09-2010, 08:44 PM
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Old 09-09-2010, 08:47 PM
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Really, Gooey.....don't you have an interviewee to make cry?
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Old 09-09-2010, 08:49 PM
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Really, Gooey.....don't you have an interviewee to make cry?
No actually I have plenty of time right now.
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Old 09-09-2010, 10:30 PM
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No actually I have plenty of time right now.

I picked the worst one to answer.

The others did make me vomit,though.





Brown Sugah..you are talking to Easy Bake a little too much.
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