Verbal Abuse of Clyde

I think that, at one time, clyde was a better finisher. This is no longer the case and I, firmly, believe that pants is the best finisher presently. This is because clyde has gone more to the Stevie type finish, the twirling of the broad, as oppose to the grabbing a hold and going all out for a few quick pumps. I don't ride so I can only surmise what the twirling is meant to do: probably an attempt to get the broad in a dizzy state by correctly positioning her tits. The problem with this is some studs, in particular clyde, go overboard with it and never get to actually DRIVING a broad, as they're too busy twirling. Pants, on the other hand, takes a tight hold, goes to pumping for the most part, and balls deep when warranted, and keeps the broad in a FLOW. He keeps them as hot as anyone and they don't lose stride as he is very good at giving them multiple orgasms.

Tell you this much, if pants is on that red-headed broad at the cheap whiskey bar yesterday, the broad would've come for fun. Ditto for any number of broads Prostate Operator rode at the Thoroughbred Lounge.

[Sightseek]

Originally Posted by Coach Pants

I think that, at one time, clyde was a better finisher. This is no longer the case and I, firmly, believe that pants is the best finisher presently. This is because clyde has gone more to the Stevie type finish, the twirling of the broad, as oppose to the grabbing a hold and going all out for a few quick pumps. I don't ride so I can only surmise what the twirling is meant to do: probably an attempt to get the broad in a dizzy state by correctly positioning her tits. The problem with this is some studs, in particular clyde, go overboard with it and never get to actually DRIVING a broad, as they're too busy twirling. Pants, on the other hand, takes a tight hold, goes to pumping for the most part, and balls deep when warranted, and keeps the broad in a FLOW. He keeps them as hot as anyone and they don't lose stride as he is very good at giving them multiple orgasms.

Tell you this much, if pants is on that red-headed broad at the cheap whiskey bar yesterday, the broad would've come for fun. Ditto for any number of broads Prostate Operator rode at the Thoroughbred Lounge.

OH MY GOT!!!!!

[clyde]

Next person to post here....dies.

[geeker2]

do you mean NOW or EVENTUALLY ?

[FGFan]

Originally Posted by geeker2

do you mean NOW or EVENTUALLY ?

^^^^beat me to it...




But


POST!!!!

[clyde]

Originally Posted by FGFan

^^^^beat me to it...




But


POST!!!!

You...I will POST to death.

[FGFan]

Originally Posted by clyde

You...I will POST to death.

POSTIES!!!

Hey don't ruin mah WHO DAT mood, ya know how easily I turn.


And byE the byE how is Scott Fajita doing up there in your neck of the woods????

[clyde]

Originally Posted by geeker2

do you mean NOW or EVENTUALLY ?

Did you ever see what a freight train does to a human body?



You won't be that lucky.

[FGFan]

Originally Posted by geeker2

do you mean NOW or EVENTUALLY ?

And uh Ralph where is this cat abuse I have been hearing of...I sharpened mah fangs just for you!!!

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by clyde

Next person to post here....dies.

POST Raisin Bran is good.

[my miss storm cat]

There was a poster in the Pad Lock a few hours back named Clyde who was second only to Coach Pants in a bunch of funny threads before he finally outdid him, He wasn't a bad poster - his lifetime record is 3,800 posts and many many pies in earnings - but he was a beaten favorite way too often.

[geeker2]

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat

There was a poster in the Pad Lock a few hours back named Clyde who was second only to Coach Pants in a bunch of funny threads before he finally outdid him, He wasn't a bad poster - his lifetime record is 3,800 posts and many many pies in earnings - but he was a beaten favorite way too often.

Geld him..that should help

[clyde]

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat

There was a poster in the Pad Lock a few hours back named Clyde who was second only to Coach Pants in a bunch of funny threads before he finally outdid him, He wasn't a bad poster - his lifetime record is 3,800 posts and many many pies in earnings - but he was a beaten favorite way too often.

You're like a revolving door.



With knobs.

[my miss storm cat]

Headless Horsemen

For those of you who have been following Clydies comments on At The Races, the book Headless Horsemen is a dreadful read --should be banned by all of us--and so verifies Clydies frustration with Elvis et al. Made me want to do something, but I haven't yet figured out what cause I can't find my brain. As we approach the Breeder's Cup with its outstanding line-up, let's remember that we need to work together (with Coach and Hossy) to improve racing for fans, owners, trainers, juicers and --mostly-- the horses cause after all aren't they the bestest and dontcha just want to scratch all of them and give them hugs and let them run fwee?

[clyde]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

POST Raisin Bran is good.

I understand it can be easily baked.....why, much as yourself!!

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by Coach Pants

I think that, at one time, clyde was a better finisher. This is no longer the case and I, firmly, believe that pants is the best finisher presently. This is because clyde has gone more to the Stevie type finish, the twirling of the broad, as oppose to the grabbing a hold and going all out for a few quick pumps. I don't ride so I can only surmise what the twirling is meant to do: probably an attempt to get the broad in a dizzy state by correctly positioning her tits. The problem with this is some studs, in particular clyde, go overboard with it and never get to actually DRIVING a broad, as they're too busy twirling. Pants, on the other hand, takes a tight hold, goes to pumping for the most part, and balls deep when warranted, and keeps the broad in a FLOW. He keeps them as hot as anyone and they don't lose stride as he is very good at giving them multiple orgasms.

Tell you this much, if pants is on that red-headed broad at the cheap whiskey bar yesterday, the broad would've come for fun. Ditto for any number of broads Prostate Operator rode at the Thoroughbred Lounge.

Oh my God I'm dying.

[clyde]

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat

Oh my God I'm dying.

You don't know how right you are.