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Old 09-06-2010, 09:15 AM
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Who's this Davey Poo you speak of????????????????????????????
OPPPPPPPPPPPS... I let the dog out of the box with that one.
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Old 09-06-2010, 09:21 AM
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OPPPPPPPPPPPS... I let the dog out of the box with that one.
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm leaving.........
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Old 09-06-2010, 10:53 AM
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You are all so amusing.

Yet none of you has an invitation to Honula's birthday pahty........but ah do!!






Anyhooo----I thought some of my childhood memories, to date, were disturbing;that is until CGD,Sighty-poo and Ralphy offered some of theirs.I know some of you degenerates ,noticing Sighty's 7 mile hike in honor of her constant fear of fat......imagine very firm thighs.But think of it this way----foot texture to match Waits' voice.I wouldn't want that rubbing on my chest.



Myself....I despised GI Joe.The only ''doll" I ever had was a zebra.



Yes,Math2+2=5..thanks to my "good" friend Ralphy, my real name is out.Might as well give out the whole thing now.

It's Davey-poo Kins.


Part Chinese.

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Old 09-06-2010, 11:03 AM
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ROR....

Sorry my good friend... I didn't think Mathy Poo would respond.

But now that you are out of the closet...can I have your Library Card.


I had an Erection Kit as a child..it was frustrating because I always lost the little nuts.

But I digress....
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Old 09-06-2010, 11:11 AM
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It's OK...Math is a known divot.




But the rest......no more childhood memories from you and CatGirl,OK?

Sighty-poo gets one more chance.

I think there's a good chance she'll pop out a desk floater.
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Old 09-06-2010, 11:18 AM
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And stop it with the library card stuff!!




ror!! ...you must have spotted that one library worker.

But you're juuuust a little late.

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Old 09-06-2010, 11:26 AM
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BeefHerky...just don't do it.
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I had an Erection Kit as a child..it was frustrating because I always lost the little nuts.
Am I one sick fuc* for thinking this was funny?

Sorry!

Someone sent me this... I hadn't seen it before and this reminded me of it.

Nice song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oZa38GVD4w
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Please don't sprint in a stampede fashion for the exits,SportyFans.....try to empty in a quick but orderly manner.
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I went to Kroger today.

Sighty: Excuse me, where is the hummus?

Store Clerk: Thomas?



Sighty: No, hummus



Store Clerk: Sorry no Thomases




Sighty: I said hummus!



Store Clerk: Oh! You mean Thomas the Manager








Sighty: THUD!
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Am I one sick fuc* for thinking this was funny?

Sorry!

Someone sent me this... I hadn't seen it before and this reminded me of it.

Nice song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oZa38GVD4w

Mr. Bucket looks like a male sex toy...
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Am I one sick fuc* for thinking this was funny?

Sorry!

Someone sent me this... I hadn't seen it before and this reminded me of it.

Nice song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oZa38GVD4w
I,too, laughed at Geeker's erection kit (but not at you Geek).
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You are all so amusing.

Yet none of you has an invitation to Honula's birthday pahty........but ah do!!






Anyhooo----I thought some of my childhood memories, to date, were disturbing;that is until CGD,Sighty-poo and Ralphy offered some of theirs.I know some of you degenerates ,noticing Sighty's 7 mile hike in honor of her constant fear of fat......imagine very firm thighs.But think of it this way----foot texture to match Waits' voice.I wouldn't want that rubbing on my chest.



Myself....I despised GI Joe.The only ''doll" I ever had was a zebra.



Yes,Math2+2=5..thanks to my "good" friend Ralphy, my real name is out.Might as well give out the whole thing now.

It's Davey-poo Kins.


Part Chinese.

Happy now...are ya?
They have Chinese people in Canada?
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I hate having my feet touched, they are made for walkin' don't ya know?!

I do keep them painted pretty though.
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I hate having my feet touched, they are made for walkin' don't ya know?!

I do keep them painted pretty though.
What about bitten?
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What are you some freak?!
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What about bitten?

Merciful Mother of God!!!!
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I do keep them painted pretty though.
Jesus and Mary!
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I do keep them painted pretty though.

You're gross.
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