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Old 10-09-2006, 03:29 PM
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And a fine a$$ it is...

Oops... no comment.
Maybe Gator can tell you how 'gay' I am....or kentuckyrosesinmay, maybe...they know how 'ga' I am...

Oh, and I'm sure Gator will also probably tell you that I'm definately not the kind of dude who would be scared of you or anyone on this chatboard...

Grow up, dude...the world is really not that miserable of a place to live...
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Old 10-09-2006, 03:33 PM
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Maybe Gator can tell you how 'gay' I am....or kentuckyrosesinmay, maybe...they know how 'ga' I am...

Oh, and I'm sure Gator will also probably tell you that I'm definately not the kind of dude who would be scared of you or anyone on this chatboard...

Grow up, dude...the world is really not that miserable of a place to live...
Stand behind what you mean, child.
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Old 10-09-2006, 03:39 PM
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How this conversation turn into talking about a person's sexual identity? Guys, I really don't think that Joel is gay, nor do I think that he is a child (of course I'm only 21 LOL). I need to go back and reread this post.
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Old 10-09-2006, 03:40 PM
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Are you saying what I'm thinking you are saying. This is getting good.
Oh please...

I have met him and he's a very nice guy. MY "gaydar" definitely didn't go off with him...
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Old 10-09-2006, 03:41 PM
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Are you saying what I'm thinking you are saying. This is getting good.
DaHoss,
Golly I tried to stay away from this thread...I really did.
My head was spinnin' when Balletto wanted some one to come over and give her a lick.
I sat on my hands and bit my lower lip fifteen times.
I couldn't type anything.
Then Cajun chimed in and I bit my lip another fifteen times.
So, here's the truth....
and you heard it here.
I'm coming out.
Yup! I'm a lesbian trapped in a male body.
Yup! I finally said it...I'm a lesbian!

Anyway, I think Bern will clean Lava's lamp.
Samuel Adams after.

Wow...I feel better now.
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Old 10-09-2006, 03:46 PM
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DaHoss,
Golly I tried to stay away from this thread...I really did.
My head was spinnin' when Balletto wanted some one to come over and give her a lick.
I sat on my hands and bit my lower lip fifteen times.
I couldn't type anything.
Then Cajun chimed in and I bit my lip another fifteen times.
So, here's the truth....
and you heard it here.
I'm coming out.
Yup! I'm a lesbian trapped in a male body.
Yup! I finally said it...I'm a lesbian!

Anyway, I think Bern will clean Lava's lamp.
Samuel Adams after.

Wow...I feel better now.
Lesbian! Good! Who doesnt like a good snail sucker! Kudos, Trucker Trish!
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Old 10-09-2006, 03:47 PM
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Lesbian! Good! Who doesnt like a good snail sucker! Kudos, Trucker Trish!
Oh my dear lord... we will be in trouble come Friday... HILARIOUS!!!
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Old 10-09-2006, 03:48 PM
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Lesbian! Good! Who doesnt like a good snail sucker! Kudos, Trucker Trish!
I feel like i'm watching The View.
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Old 10-09-2006, 03:48 PM
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well this thread sure took a turn or two down its twisted path.
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Old 10-09-2006, 03:50 PM
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Lesbian! Good! Who doesnt like a good snail sucker! Kudos, Trucker Trish!
I'm with ya on that ...escargot for the appetizer. Love to suck those garlic drowned babies.
Main course later...after a breath mint...or twenty.
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Old 10-09-2006, 03:51 PM
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And i'm going to show you who I am..




I'm all man, baby. Mm hhhmm
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Old 10-09-2006, 03:53 PM
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LMAO

oh, pillow pants. love those pics. keep 'em coming.

mmmhmmmm.
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Old 10-09-2006, 03:53 PM
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And i'm going to show you who I am..




I'm all man, baby. Mm hhhmm
Then im Angelina Jolie.
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Old 10-09-2006, 03:55 PM
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Then im Angelina Jolie.
Do you still wear my vial of blood, honey? Mmm hmmm.
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Old 10-09-2006, 04:05 PM
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And i'm going to show you who I am..




I'm all man, baby. Mm hhhmm
Pillow Poop,
Last time I saw someone with that look on their face was during a severe waiting time...after about nineteen exlaxes.
It wasn't pretty.
Try prunes.
We'll all get out of the way.
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Old 10-09-2006, 04:06 PM
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Pillow Poop,
Last time I saw someone with that look on their face was during a severe waiting time...after about nineteen exlaxes.
It wasn't pretty.
Try prunes.
We'll all get out of the way.
Now thats gross!
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Old 10-09-2006, 04:07 PM
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Pillow Poop,
Last time I saw someone with that look on their face was during a severe waiting time...after about nineteen exlaxes.
It wasn't pretty.
Try prunes.
We'll all get out of the way.
All I need is some french fried potaters mmmhmmm.
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Old 10-09-2006, 03:52 PM
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Snail sucker is something I coined myself. Its just the visual I get... i dunno. Anywho... since this will probably be the last day I ever get to post on this forum before being banned, thanks bitches! lol

And Cajun... friday has the possibility to be felony material...
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Old 10-09-2006, 03:54 PM
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Snail sucker is something I coined myself. Its just the visual I get... i dunno. Anywho... since this will probably be the last day I ever get to post on this forum before being banned, thanks bitches! lol

And Cajun... friday has the possibility to be felony material...
Hope you have enough cash to bail me out of the Marion county jail!
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Old 10-09-2006, 03:41 PM
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Are you saying what I'm thinking you are saying. This is getting good.
Not if your mind is wondering to dirty places....they just know me
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