Verbal Abuse of Clyde

[clyde]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

Hey Clyde!!!

I figured since you're so full of poo-poo you might be an expert on the subject -- Charmin or Cottonelle?

^^^^ Has neon flashing down arrow on her waist ribbon.

[Sightseek]

Originally Posted by clyde

^^^^ Has neon flashing down arrow on her waist ribbon.

This is such bullshit, no one will discuss ****ing toilet paper with me? A bunch of ****ing **** **** **** around here, **** **** **** suckers. I just want to talk about the toilet paper, I have a week to return one or both of them, I dont like either and no one can just talk about the ****ing toilet paper with me?

[Dahoss]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

This is such bullshit, no one will discuss ****ing toilet paper with me? A bunch of ****ing **** **** **** around here, **** **** **** suckers. I just want to talk about the toilet paper, I have a week to return one or both of them, I dont like either and no one can just talk about the ****ing toilet paper with me?

[clyde]

Originally Posted by Dahoss

^^^^ Waiting to see if offer is accepted.

[herkhorse]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

This is such bullshit, no one will discuss ****ing toilet paper with me? A bunch of ****ing **** **** **** around here, **** **** **** suckers. I just want to talk about the toilet paper, I have a week to return one or both of them, I dont like either and no one can just talk about the ****ing toilet paper with me?

These are all great, this one made me spit!

[clyde]

Originally Posted by herkhorse

These are all great, this one made me spit!

^^^^ Trying to spring the door on Sighty-nookie.

[herkhorse]

Originally Posted by clyde

^^^^ Trying to spring the door on Sighty-nookie.

Mind your own damn business. Besides, I'm hoping for a cat fight first.

[clyde]

Originally Posted by herkhorse

Mind your own damn business. Besides, I'm hoping for a cat fight first.

Get quiet!! in here...muffy bites are fun!

[clyde]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

This is such bullshit, no one will discuss ****ing toilet paper with me? A bunch of ****ing **** **** **** around here, **** **** **** suckers. I just want to talk about the toilet paper, I have a week to return one or both of them, I dont like either and no one can just talk about the ****ing toilet paper with me?

Keep them both.



You can save money on falsies.

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

This is such bullshit, no one will discuss ****ing toilet paper with me? A bunch of ****ing **** **** **** around here, **** **** **** suckers. I just want to talk about the toilet paper, I have a week to return one or both of them, I dont like either and no one can just talk about the ****ing toilet paper with me?

The ****ing soft stuff ruins my septic system which means I have to pour more Rid-ex down the g***amn toilet. Rid-ex ain't ****ing cheap either. I only buy toilet paper that says "Safe For Your F***ing Septic System".

[Sightseek]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

The ****ing soft stuff ruins my septic system which means I have to pour more Rid-ex down the g***amn toilet. Rid-ex ain't ****ing cheap either. I only buy toilet paper that says "Safe For Your F***ing Septic System".

[clyde]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

The ****ing soft stuff ruins my septic system which means I have to pour more Rid-ex down the g***amn toilet. Rid-ex ain't ****ing cheap either. I only buy toilet paper that says "Safe For Your F***ing Septic System".

Oh mine Got!!