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Old 08-23-2010, 08:37 AM
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I guess Honu lives in LA and not Honolulu.

So LikeLike doesn't fit.

Make that Honula.




Honula, Dahling....you do have to make at least an appearance in celebration of your membership.

If you are shy, Ralphy will kiss your fine pus.sy while you are standing upright..one leg up.







Yours...not his.





That will relax you.
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Old 08-23-2010, 08:47 AM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEQovW4b1MA&feature=fvw


Notice the visitor from One Day.
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Old 08-23-2010, 08:47 AM
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Are you sure about the gender this time
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Old 08-23-2010, 08:55 AM
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Are you sure about the gender this time

SNARF!!!!





ror!! .......Well,no.


I'm not.


This is why I gave you the assignment.
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Old 08-23-2010, 10:47 AM
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if i cry a tear for me
i cry a tear for you
if i try to do for me
i try to do for you

there is no place like home
when you don't have one,
you really know
when you do have one,
you really don't

the river flows again,
and again,
and again
it never fails
it's the one constant i have

a vagina offers warmth
and validates the mind
in scorpion rings of color
in transient vertigos like no other
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Old 08-23-2010, 11:39 AM
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I seek refuge here in my safe place.



The Coachy-poo 3 Stooges slap-a-thon has my belly hurting----very bad!!
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Old 08-23-2010, 04:50 PM
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OK,Honula....since Ralphy raised the issue.



r u a girl?

and,if so...are you a fringe player in that area??
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Old 08-23-2010, 04:52 PM
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Franny...if you don't get that hot little dupa of yours in here soon, I am going to go ahead and ...do you.




The choice is yours.
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Old 08-24-2010, 04:41 PM
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I guess Honu lives in LA and not Honolulu.

So LikeLike doesn't fit.

Make that Honula.




Honula, Dahling....you do have to make at least an appearance in celebration of your membership.

If you are shy, Ralphy will kiss your fine pus.sy while you are standing upright..one leg up.







Yours...not his.





That will relax you.






Honu used to live in Kona
No she dont like no Bona
Island babes are Pono
So is the Ono
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Old 08-24-2010, 05:13 PM
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Oh boy.



Honula....welcome to this exclusive club.

Later....our first attempt to turn you shall be performed.

Thank you so much....fine work.
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Old 08-24-2010, 05:14 PM
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Also see where race fixing has spread west to the honorable The Thistleydowns.



I'll work around it.

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Old 08-24-2010, 09:21 PM
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Honu used to live in Kona
No she dont like no Bona
Island babes are Pono
So is the Ono


I was just in Kona last month... What a great place!
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Old 08-24-2010, 09:23 PM
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I was just in Kona last month... What a great place!
Leave her alone!...you savage!!






I'm kidding.

























no I'm not!
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Old 08-24-2010, 10:00 PM
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Honu used to live in Kona
No she dont like no Bona
Island babes are Pono
So is the Ono
Thanks Honu - you saved me a lot of work..
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Old 08-25-2010, 01:11 AM
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Thanks Honu - you saved me a lot of work..





snarf!!!!









But her gang name is Honula.....please take note.
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Old 08-25-2010, 01:14 AM
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Oh mine Got, CatGirl!!





!!OOOOOOOOOO!!





You are so right though, that girl just don't hunt.


Just thayin'.
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Old 08-25-2010, 04:07 AM
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The best movie nonsense.



That is the worst collection of tripe I have ever seen in my entire life and thank God who I know in a personal way I don't have to watch any of them because if I did I would Shirley die.
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Old 08-25-2010, 04:31 AM
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Tomorrow I wll make my attempt to turn Honula.

I needed to get in character first and almost have it, but not quite.






Thank you for this perfect day....I enjoyed spending it with you.
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