the cozy dooryard

[clyde]

...uhm..........oh yes.....yes---your aunt is here.....she says not to worry about her...



I don't have an aunt!



Oh....I'm sorry...she said Kathy....not aunty...yes, Kathy said not to worry about her.


Who is Kathy!!?


Well how should I know?


You're the fucl<in' medium!!


True....wait a minute.








OK...she said you don't know her... but she knows you.



You're a fraud.


I am not. OK...how about Fred? He's here,too.He wants you to know something.


Oh wait.Let me guess. He says not to worry about him...right?



Say!!...you're good!!You might have a latent talent waiting to get out.Anyhoo....did you have a lost doggie named Xenon?



God Almighty..you make me sick.No...I did not...and I want my 1200 back.






...oooooh---oooooh.....demons are intruding...this happens sometimes when I communicate with Fred--I mean the dead.....ooooh....I will be in a self induced coma for weeks....maybe longer.



You are THE dumbest medium I have ever heard of!! Go ahead in that thing but not for weeks....just STAY !!