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No dear, that's the middle part of a haiku.
We're doing limericks today. Maybe we can make a haiku thread tomorrow. |
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#2
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ROR...Coach well done!
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We've Gone Delirious |
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#3
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Made love to Gooey..yup, ah di-yud
She gave me some phooey..as I flipped her li-yud She has a great dupa I whacked it like Krupa He gave me, to save me Sweet Debbie's wine, Right off the vine I swallowed it down...tasted her sound I am innocent when I dream when I dream I am innocent when I dream O=:> |
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Not a proper limerick but you get a pass for the Gene Krupa reference.
Not at all his best recorded solo but my favorite movie of all time is Ball of Fire (greatest screwball comedy ever) and he's in one scene. No more passes... limericks only! |
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#5
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Bite him
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#6
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!!!!
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#7
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Quote:
I do as I please. Fucl< you. |
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#8
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And I'm not playing anymore.
In fact...I'm leaving. |
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#9
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some fine work here. |
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#10
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Clyde was the resident predator at Nerdy Trail
Most of his posts were epic fails You never know where he might lurk Many people think he's a jerk But ever needed I would post his bail
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Felix Unger talking to Oscar Madison: "Your horse could finish third by 20 lengths and they still pay you? And you have been losing money for all these years?!" |
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Morty sat on the doorway
Being a predator, his forte He dodged the dart And let out a fart! Leave he did for Norway. |