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Old 08-17-2010, 06:57 AM
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Mr. Foxworthy -

I'm not sure why you attempt to co-mingle with common people on other web sites, it's obvious the NerdyTrailers are "your people".


All the lesbians here love you.


THUD!

I'd like to hit you with a pie....only what you typed is true.


Lesbians love thespians......it's axiomatic,I guess.




You're thudding is admirable, by the way.










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CLITTY!!??





I thought BeefHerky said this!!




I've got to stop with the Evelyn Woods gig.


Would never hit you with a pie.





Drill you....yes.

Pie you.....no.
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Old 08-17-2010, 07:07 AM
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I think it's time I explained my attraction by lovely lesbians.




I believe it's because I do not hide from the truth---good or good.

I believe it is because I do not hide from my failures;nor my failures.

I believe it is because I will be the same person to a honkie, to an American Negro,to a witch,to a kumquat as well as to those who choose alternate lifestyles---like DiSpencer.....but will not tolerate TrueSwine.

Like almost every denizen of the smart threads.



I believe it is because I have pretty legs and a pretty dupa.

I may not have a KoolyAid smile nor sport a black waist ribbon....but I do believe I can turn any of my sizzling lesbian friends into a pillar of salt....whoa!!!!.....I mean into DaveyPoo lovers of the Third Kind, given the chance, in the night;when it's dark.


And they know I wouldn't tell anyone.



But they know they would never forget it.



I'm getting a woody.









Good day.

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Old 08-17-2010, 07:14 AM
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I just got a bite over at the Last Meet Up Group 4 Me !!




I had an idea to visit a haunted house....here's the proceedings, names withheld to protect certain people:





Posted by: mortimer on Aug 16, 2010

This went over well at...another place.It has to be really,really haunted.Someone has to hold me if I get frightened.

That someone must have pretty legs.





This sounds REALLY cool! A really good haunted house can be a lot of fun. BTW - I've got great legs!
Posted Aug 16, 2010 3:32 PM



I'm not sayin', I'm just sayin'. Know what I'm sayin'?
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mortimer

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ror!!....highly amusing!...yes, ah do!

We must do this thing..in the night;when it's dark.
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She's seems very gullible.





Good.
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Old 08-17-2010, 07:48 AM
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Hey Clitty---ya still got them thar constant cravings for me?...do ya,baby?
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Old 08-17-2010, 11:12 PM
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Hey Clitty---ya still got them thar constant cravings for me?...do ya,baby?
Always



















But, alas.....























You shall have to be a forbidden fruit





















A fruit?






















Is it time for pie?






















I prefer cherry pie




















Yum... Cherry




























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Old 08-17-2010, 11:28 PM
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tssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!




Baby...you and me---know what ahm thayin"?
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Old 08-17-2010, 11:34 PM
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!!!!

Baby...you and me---know what ahm thayin"?

Not when you talk with a lisp... Are YOU gay?
















It's ok, there's no shame in it



















Even Stephanie Miller came out last week



















All the cool kids are doing it






















Ahhh, but you're not cool

















You're CLYDE!


























P.s. I don't really think you're gay





















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Old 08-17-2010, 01:42 PM
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She's seems very gullible.





Good.
^^^^ smells new blood
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Old 08-17-2010, 02:34 PM
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Yes...she will play right into my paws.





Speaking of paws....keep yours off the locks.
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Old 08-17-2010, 02:46 PM
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By the way,Clitty.

Franny does not like your gang name.




Have to change it.

She has veto power; not to worry...not a big deal.She usually OK's the second one.










Direct Current?

Alternating Current!!




uh,no







Dyselxia!!



Sounds like a Geek Goddess.












What about......Berdy Act?









or












Cat- Girl- Do!!











I llllllllike it!!
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Old 08-17-2010, 02:58 PM
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Yes...she will play right into my paws.





Speaking of paws....keep yours off the locks.
No trophies....no locks.





I can't have any fun.





Can I throw a flag?
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