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I'd like to hit you with a pie....only what you typed is true. Lesbians love thespians......it's axiomatic,I guess. You're thudding is admirable, by the way. ================================================== =================== CLITTY!!?? I thought BeefHerky said this!! I've got to stop with the Evelyn Woods gig. Would never hit you with a pie. Drill you....yes. Pie you.....no. |
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I think it's time I explained my attraction by lovely lesbians.
I believe it's because I do not hide from the truth---good or good. I believe it is because I do not hide from my failures;nor my failures. I believe it is because I will be the same person to a honkie, to an American Negro,to a witch,to a kumquat as well as to those who choose alternate lifestyles---like DiSpencer.....but will not tolerate TrueSwine. Like almost every denizen of the smart threads. I believe it is because I have pretty legs and a pretty dupa. I may not have a KoolyAid smile nor sport a black waist ribbon....but I do believe I can turn any of my sizzling lesbian friends into a pillar of salt....whoa!!!!.....I mean into DaveyPoo lovers of the Third Kind, given the chance, in the night;when it's dark. And they know I wouldn't tell anyone. But they know they would never forget it. I'm getting a woody. Good day. Last edited by clyde : 08-17-2010 at 12:03 PM. Reason: "the " to 'they" |
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I just got a bite over at the Last Meet Up Group 4 Me !!
I had an idea to visit a haunted house....here's the proceedings, names withheld to protect certain people: Posted by: mortimer on Aug 16, 2010 This went over well at...another place.It has to be really,really haunted.Someone has to hold me if I get frightened. That someone must have pretty legs. This sounds REALLY cool! A really good haunted house can be a lot of fun. BTW - I've got great legs! Posted Aug 16, 2010 3:32 PM I'm not sayin', I'm just sayin'. Know what I'm sayin'? Posted Aug 16, 2010 3:32 PM mortimer !! ror!!....highly amusing!...yes, ah do! We must do this thing..in the night;when it's dark. Posted Aug 16, 2010 3:55 PM She's seems very gullible. Good. |
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Hey Clitty---ya still got them thar constant cravings for me?...do ya,baby?
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But, alas..... You shall have to be a forbidden fruit A fruit? Is it time for pie? I prefer cherry pie Yum... Cherry Thud!
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You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist. - Friedrich Nietzsche on Handicapping |
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tssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!! Baby...you and me---know what ahm thayin"? |
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Not when you talk with a lisp... Are YOU gay? It's ok, there's no shame in it Even Stephanie Miller came out last week All the cool kids are doing it Ahhh, but you're not cool You're CLYDE! P.s. I don't really think you're gay Just misunderstood ![]()
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You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist. - Friedrich Nietzsche on Handicapping |
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Yes...she will play right into my paws.
Speaking of paws....keep yours off the locks. |
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By the way,Clitty.
Franny does not like your gang name. Have to change it. She has veto power; not to worry...not a big deal.She usually OK's the second one. Direct Current? Alternating Current!! uh,no Dyselxia!! Sounds like a Geek Goddess. What about......Berdy Act? or Cat- Girl- Do!! I llllllllike it!! |
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I can't have any fun. ![]() Can I throw a flag? ![]() |