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Old 08-15-2010, 10:51 AM
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Do what I do: begin all race related reasoning with the assumption that JOCKS and STEWARDS (and trainers) are RETARDED. As such, you can pretty much never make sense of what they do/decide. After all, being retarded means that you won't act/reason in a reasonable/predictable manner. Thus, you won't find yourself after a race wondering why some ridiculous ride/decision was put in by some jock/steward.

Things start making a lot more sense when you use utilize the R E T A R D starting point.
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Old 08-15-2010, 10:54 AM
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Do what I do: begin all race related reasoning with the assumption that JOCKS and STEWARDS (and trainers) are RETARDED. As such, you can pretty much never make sense of what they do/decide. After all, being retarded means that you won't act/reason in a reasonable/predictable manner. Thus, you won't find yourself after a race wondering why some ridiculous ride/decision was put in by some jock/steward.

Things start making a lot more sense when you use utilize the R E T A R D starting point.
I agree wholeheartedly with this.

That's the approach I started using after getting that DQ I just posted about and after witnessing retarded ride after retarded ride.
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