What do you smell like?

[Downthestretch55]

I was told that I smell like a billy goat....
through my nose, just like he does.
Seriously though, I usually smell like Old Spice, though sometimes vanilla extract, apple cider vinegar or something that washed up on the beach...
depends on the day.
If I do laundry, good. If I've been to the farm...horse manure.
Now you've really got me thinking...is there a market for essence of equine?
Is there a patent in my future?