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Old 07-19-2010, 01:34 PM
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So much for the theory that guys notice pretty eyes or a nice smile first.
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Old 07-19-2010, 01:39 PM
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So much for the theory that guys notice pretty eyes or a nice smile first.
we did , until Kim Kardashian took over the world
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Old 07-19-2010, 01:39 PM
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So much for the theory that guys notice pretty eyes or a nice smile first.
Smile definetely
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Old 07-19-2010, 01:54 PM
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So much for the theory that guys notice pretty eyes or a nice smile first.
I did.
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Old 07-19-2010, 01:59 PM
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I don't understand why track management has to be so scared. They obviously want the horndog money (all of the female live feed personalities)

The majority of them are clueless...so why not hire some hot ones that will give out their selections by mud wrestling, wet t-shirt contests, lesbianish kissing, etc?
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Old 07-19-2010, 02:10 PM
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So much for the theory that guys notice pretty eyes or a nice smile first.
This is what separates the men from the boys
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Old 07-19-2010, 02:13 PM
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This is what separates the men from the boys
Bro, I like that.
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Old 07-19-2010, 02:15 PM
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OK,who do you like the best:
Alyssa Ali
Jessica Pacheco
Maggie Wolfendale
Katie Mikolay
Beulah twins
Jan Rushton
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Old 07-19-2010, 02:54 PM
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So much for the theory that guys notice pretty eyes or a nice smile first.
You have eyes?
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Old 07-19-2010, 03:18 PM
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So much for the theory that guys notice pretty eyes or a nice smile first.
Which is why Rachel Nichols is the hottest reporter ever - and why ESPN is smart enough to run her out there like the '68 Tigers did with Denny McLain despite her supposedly average looks.

She starts making those eyes and faces to the camera the whole time - and by the time she gets to doing her patented pointless 'so and so told me' quote - she's already convinced every viewer watching the interview that as soon as it ends .. she's ripping off her clothes and banging them right there.
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Old 07-19-2010, 03:19 PM
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Which is why Rachel Nichols is the hottest reporter ever - and why ESPN is smart enough to run her out there like the '68 Tigers did with Denny McLain despite her supposedly average looks.

She starts making those eyes and faces to the camera the whole time - and by the time she gets to doing her patented pointless 'so and so told me' quote - she's already convinced every viewer watching the interview that as soon as it ends .. she's ripping off her clothes and banging them right there.
It seems that ESPN reporters get hotter with experience. She used to be real hard but she has caught my attention lately. Same with Suzy Kolver (?)....
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Old 07-19-2010, 03:22 PM
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Hannah Storm does it for me. She's the kind of cougar you bang in-between a trip to the grocery and a league of women voters meeting.

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Old 07-19-2010, 03:27 PM
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Hannah Storm does it for me. She's the kind of cougar you bang in-between a trip to the grocery and a league of women voters meeting.

I think it was Wendy Nix that lost a ton of weight and she has ended up getting alot of camera time lately.

I remember seeing her first time on ESPN and I thought "She is the token to eliminated discrimination claims" and then never saw her again, and then bam, recently she has been looking alright.

(And before anyone goes nuts about my implications about fat girls, it is also fat dudes, only fat people on TV are famous or they played the sports before)
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Old 07-19-2010, 08:35 PM
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She is your average pretty girl....there are tons of them out there.

I think Jessica P. is Phil's girl.
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Old 07-19-2010, 09:00 PM
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She is your average pretty girl....there are tons of them out there.
That combined with being able to read most parts of a racing form and maybe knowing a few horsemen and basic terminology are all the qualifications required of the female handicappers and racing analysts they put on tv.

The on-air female racing analyst comes in three varieties...

1.) The rarest of them all - the halfway competent.

2.) The horrid.

3.) The most common of them all - The laughably incompetent.


You should have to prepare and be insightful whenever you do a studio show or any work as an analyst that you expect people to take seriously ... most of these pretty girl mushmouthed morons are having a good day if they can prepare for their next bowel movement.
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Old 07-19-2010, 03:28 PM
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Which is why Rachel Nichols is the hottest reporter ever - and why ESPN is smart enough to run her out there like the '68 Tigers did with Denny McLain despite her supposedly average looks.

She starts making those eyes and faces to the camera the whole time - and by the time she gets to doing her patented pointless 'so and so told me' quote - she's already convinced every viewer watching the interview that as soon as it ends .. she's ripping off her clothes and banging them right there.
Wow, I was expecting a totally freaky reply from you, are you feeling ok?
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Old 07-19-2010, 03:43 PM
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Wow, I was expecting a totally freaky reply from you, are you feeling ok?
She has a big edge over the other reporters ... because she blows the camera guy as a pre Interview ritual to get her fired up and on her A-game.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvmgkdEhaTg
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