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Old 07-16-2010, 10:54 PM
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Gooey picked Mortimer up with a come-a-long she had in the closet.

Let's not ask.

Her little body got him back into the bed as she felt so sorry for this poor,cutie-pie of a man.



She brought him around with some Oir of Oray smelling salts; made by the Godzirra Drug Co., of course.Her myriad kisses didn't hurt in this effort.

Mortimer awoke to see her beautiful face staring down at him...his head cradled in her lap.She was singing ..Hush,Little Baby..to him. I know it doesn't make sense.Maybe he was talking in his sleep.

Ah dunno.



Anyhoo....she smiled her Gooey smile at Mortimer..and he smiled back.He really loved her lap as she was not wearing one heck of a lot of clothes here.There were no words spoke.There was eye yakking.There was kissy-pooing and touching...and floating.


What followed..is their secret.


But the feldspar collection was never brought up.












Ain't that right, 'Ooey!?

ah ub 'ooo!!
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