the cozy dooryard

[clyde]

I told you I would be boring.


Geeker..here's an example:




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qG07rYStCjw

[clyde]

Now ,even I have bored me.


Nighy-poo-kins.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qjo15n0mGU

[clyde]

Fucl<age...just like clockwork.


Compari...what a hanger in the stretch.

Maybe that's what's troubling me this time.



Ever get bit by a black mamba?






Would be interesting to see if Vanity Fair would have Godzilla pose in those emotions it asks famous people to react.

I think Coast To Coast guests are comprised of many of this sites members.It does have its moments, but that show is full of the strangest creatures this side of those dancers who dance very fast,but only move their legs.

Speaking of radio..that Mike and Mike show needs anesthesia....very bad!






I can't believe I got not one single pie for Fally Hemesly.That is very disturbing to me.

Do they still hand time in high school track?Probably not, but something odd;I remember the timers were always reminded to hit the start button on their stop watches ( confusing,I know)when they saw the smoke of the blank starting gun....not to wait until they heard the bang.So I guess , and it is true, the speed of smoke is faster than the speed of sound.Then why don't we use large industrial chimneys instead of sirens for air raid and tornado warnings?The Indians knew this long ago when they switched from drums to smoke signals.

Ever use one of those small public restrooms, like a gas station, and have a sudden fear of being locked in from the outside by someone who doesn't like you?





I hate with a purple passion those goons who hang out in front of popular stores before an election and try to stop you so they gain a profile of where you stand on candidates and issues.It's planned in an aggressive manner.They are trained to do so,knowing human nature.I know they use this to judge whether their lies are being swallowed.If not, they adjust the campaigns.When they approach me,I morph into an attack ready stance and yell.."Get away from me you filthy bourgeois swine!! I had my fill of you at Hole in the Wall and I've got an idiot stick with your name on it. I'll beat you half to death."


They won't fucl< with you using that routine.


I will give you plenty of time.....no,wait. I will go to Marc's at 1:00 pm today.Probably be there for 15 minutes or so. All who see this...think really,really hard about being there with me and I will do the same thinking really,really hard you are in fact there with me.That would be a real treat if it works.








I'm going to check for missteps now...and that should leave me pretty sleepy.

[clyde]

Well at least I got some shut eye.

I think cowboys invented that term.

Cowboys are morons.




I wish Travesty Stone would drop in....I'd then drop him with about 8 pies.

Ya got Monkey Island to bark at,Stone.I wouldn't brag about calling a wrong number at that mutant factory.It's in Shreveport no less.The locals tried to kill me there one night.Such nice people.Oh they love their lost fucl<in' travelers.

I'm going to munch some nice peanut butter and honey.

[geeker2]

Originally Posted by clyde

I told you I would be boring.


Geeker..here's an example:




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qG07rYStCjw

check out the dancers


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1ArZEFwRsY

[clyde]

That didn't really happen.

[clyde]

BrownSugah was invited to Mortimers House of Thrills for some Fun with Food.







I already have a Worst Case Scenario Woody and will have to do this later.

[clyde]

Well you can tell it's sweeps month.

They are running the Time thread and the latest brainshower of RockTard directly against The Cozy Dooryard.



It ain't woikin' sa hot.






We're bigger than US Steel.

[clyde]

..uh-oh...


I don't have 30 days.

I don't have 16 days here,either.

I have 10.




Now I have to pull a rabbit out of something.



And these next 10 days..I will have to be a very busy bee....but I think I've done enough damage here.

[clyde]

Oh..am leaving my trash can and shredder to Geeker. Geeker, my very good friend...I know you can do this.


Franny gets the cape which was retrieved from Franklin...CAH-SOL...

Debbie is to have the remainder of my autographed pud photos.

Sighty-Poo ..you get all of my toiletries and the remainder of my right things to eat.They're in the ice box.



The remainder of my right things to eat are in the ice box...not the toiletries.

Will give you a heads up when you can come get the stuff.



Gooey gets my films made with Samantha and Cristy.Some have never been seen since I took them.


Neither have Samantha and Cristy.



Oh well.




I wanted the initial members to have all .....the people who followed, I'm sorry.You are A#1 puny Earthlings, but they really deserve it.At least you are members;it's a rare honor.

Let me know if I forgot anyone or thing.











Will still be around for a few days.



( the booing and hissing---stop it )