Stocks

I bought some Hall & Oates tickets and sold them on Ebay for a nice profit.

[clyde]

I have recently come back from the Goof..I mean Gulf.





Up here now...am selling tuna in oil and making gobs of moan-ay!!

[Smooth Operator]

Hope you're keeping those CD durations short, Morty

Rates are brutal right now…

[clyde]

Boothy...you kumquat.


CD's!!...long term....=;>

[Smooth Operator]

A young stud like you should be taking more risks with your money.

[clyde]

Oh boy.




Anyways...you are not following along at home very well!!

CEE-DEE's!!..not cd's.

I do invest in them long term.





And you can't.

[Smooth Operator]

Dee Tee Cee Dee's? lol


Seriously, Mort, you should be heavily in emerging markets.