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Old 07-08-2010, 11:32 AM
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^^^^^
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Old 07-08-2010, 12:37 PM
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^^^^ Has not heard any good jokes lately.
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Old 08-25-2010, 02:36 PM
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A man was laying on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs.
Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.

The first woman said 'Have you ever had a hug?'
The man said 'No,' so she gave him a hug and walked on.

The second woman said, 'Have you ever had a kiss?'
The man said, 'No,' so she gave him a kiss and walked on.

The third woman came to him and said, 'Have you ever been f*cked?'
The man broke into a big smile and said, 'No.'


She said, 'You will be when the tide comes in.
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Old 08-25-2010, 02:50 PM
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^^^^ Neither has he.
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Old 09-03-2010, 10:05 AM
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A 8th grade math teacher asked one of her female students the following

"" What comes after 69 "" ?

The girl answer back...."" Toothpaste & mouthwash "" !!
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Old 09-25-2010, 07:06 AM
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I was in bed the other night with my new girlfriend and she said, I've never held such a big dick...... And I said....... you're pulling my leg..
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