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#2
07-05-2010, 11:32 PM
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SportyFans...I have been multitasking almost all day and I have hit the wall.Going to hit the floor now, but not to worry....I'm back up at 3-4 like clockwork and will get that thing done.
Just so Gooey doesn't get upset: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7ti4aYD-7Y 
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07-06-2010, 04:17 AM
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Phooey!!
I can't get back to sleep. Might as well get the next installment in. Debbie took her bag and walked up the ..CAH-SOL..steps. Slowy.The foreboding looks the tall,cold, stone structure gave made her grow more apprehensive with each advance.It was deep into the night, when it’s dark.She knew the reputation of its main inhabitant.She new this creature was evil…yet yummy to females.The yumminess was intriguing. How did she arrive to this place, at this point in time? Because she wanted to. She had made overtures to him via the NerdyTrail Widget Board,an odd form of a Ojai board.The reason she did so was part of her desire for yummy ,but mainly the subterfuge that was really at the seat of this visit. Yes, Debbie had been recruited by a group of private law enforcement citizens to enlist her help in destroying this evil.They are The Legion of Super Zeroes.They had tried many times to destroy him. By now he knew who they were,so they needed her help.The unsuspecting ManWolf had no idea she was packing a squirt gun loaded with ManWolf-Be-Gone;a mixture of mustard and Texas oil.Everyone in Texas hated him...and so did their precious oil. No self respecting mustard liked him either.This is how evil is destroyed;with more eviler evil. She reached the top of the steps where the escalation flattened out and led her to the door.It was very large.It was very oak.It was a very large,very oak door.She pressed the doorbell and held her breasts….I mean breath.A light then lit up above the door.It was rectangular and ran the width of the door.It was an electronic message board.The type where the words appear to moving quickly by ones eyes.She saw the words appear…HEY.YOU ARE PRESSING A DECORATIVE FASTENER,MA’AMSKI.THE REAL DOORBELL IS LOCATED ABOUT 4 INCHES ABOVE THE DECORATIVE FASTENER. IT IS, STRANGE AS IT MAY SEEM, LABELED “DOORBELL.” ABOUT ONE SECOND AFTER PRESSING THE DOORBELL YOU WILL HEAR A GONG. YOU MAY THEN TURN THE DOORKNOB AND ENTER.PLEASE DON’T MISTAKE SOMETHING ELSE FOR THE DOORKNOB BECAUSE I WILL HAVE TO COME BACK AND SCOLD YOU.YOU WON’T LIKE WHAT I SAY. She was not happy.She made a muggy face at the message machine by squinting her eyes tight and pursing her lips.She felt some measure of revenge…and then she pressed the doorbell.Then she heard….”ringy-dingy”.She looked up at the message board and said,”Hey. I thought you said it would gong…bonehead.” The machine came on…..SO?BIG DEAL. OPEN THE DOOR ALREADY... She gave it another muggy face and then did open the door.The door was very large and heavy..and oaky. She could feel it.It creaked.It was dark inside.Scary.The entrance area was large.She could see the opening into the main room of the…CAH-SOL.She started toward it,but the sudden shadowy light of a candle flickering from the main room startled her.She stopped. She did that when she was startled. Who wouldn’t? She also reached for some dark chocolate niblets out of her huge bag.She did that when she was startled,too.No one else would do that. Debbie could see a stairway leading straight up;it was very long.To the right of the stairway is where the flickering candle light came.She could see part of the main room It was huge and decorated in a style going back many decades.She was compelled to move forward, but also felt the need to stay put. She wasn’t quite sure what she was waiting for. A disembodied voice from the main room called out…”Well? What are you waiting for?” Debbies eyes rolled. She decided she would boldly enter and turn to the right to face this voice.And so she did. There stood the MORTE’ ManWolfs servant-----Ralph Geeker.
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07-06-2010, 05:18 AM
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“Ms. Longerie,I presume?”...said Geeker.
“Well,no. I’m Annie Oakley.Of course I’m Ms. Longerie!” Uhm…..one has to understand Deborah.When she is facing deep primal fear while at the same time being fucl<ed with,,why she can get pretty nasty.Say, this might be a good time to describe her. She’s a hot little number with blueberry blond hair.Or is that strawberry blond hair?Oh well…it’s hair.Shoulder length.Her eyes are grayish green.She stands approximately 5 ft. 4 and weighs in at about 125 pounds.An admirable package.Nice boo bees,firm thighs, from mowing and snow blowing ,and a very pleasant dupa.She knew the ManWolf would be sucked in deep by her looks.This was a big reason the Super Zeroes had recruited her.Let’s get back to the flow before those two fall asleep. “Really,Ms. Longerie. No need to get shirty with me.” “I’m sleepy.Odd.Oh well…oh it’s OK.Have had a long trip and am a little tired.Can you show me to my room?” Geeker obliged with a tacit nod .He reached for her huge bag, and Debbie bit him. ‘‘NO!!”she shrieked. “I’ll carry it.” “OW!!”…said Geeker. “Oh gosh, I’m so sorry,Mr.Geeker. It’s only I am very possessive of my possessions.I apologize.I’ll carry my bag and follow you up the stairway.” “Very well.” Geeker replied…while cursing the savage little snot under his breath. As they made themselves higher from the first floor, Debbie noticed photos on the stair wall.She was very surprised.'’Mr.Geeker. These photos…aren’t they SufSpoon..I mean SuffolkGirl’s vacay photos? And what are those yellow splotches all over them.” “Oh..yes. They are. The Mahstah likes to dance up and down the stairs with Davey’s On The Road Again blaring throughout the…CAH-SOL..ala Nicholson in the first Batman.The yellow splotches are from the mustard he squirts on them.” Debbie decided she would ask no more questions. They reached the summit.Standing on the second floor,she looked down a long hallway and suspected Geeker would lead her down it. Primarily because there was no other hallway. She was right. She noticed many rooms on each side of the hallway.They had name cards above each door.She saw….The Padlock, Contests,International,Somebodies Reading Room. ‘'Oh my God!…Is this from where NerdyTrail broadcasts ?” Geeker told her it was. He was now standoffish to her.He wanted to get her to the room and be done with her.His finger still ached from the bite.He stopped at the room labeled Esoteric.There were more doors inside.He took her into The Cozy Dooryard.She knew what was happening. She knew he was close by. Geeker didn’t quite leave at this point. He went to the door and turned…waiting for a tip. Debbie knew what he wanted. She said…”Here’s one for you. Cool Breeze in the 3rd at Yippy Downs ,tomorrow.” Geeker’s eyes squinted…his lips pursed.He finished making his muggy face at Debbie and then smartly left. Debbie was pleased with herself….mainly because,upon Geekers exit, she immediately began may-ssaging her clity. She could feel the moment wasn’t far off. Yummy and then .. squirty. But the yummy part was making her nipples erect and giving her a wetty.She thought she better stop and get prepared.
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07-06-2010, 06:09 AM
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She got her needful things from her huge bag.She had her birthstone amehtytht…..ptwee!...I mean amethyst colored bra and thong,tssssssssssssssssssss!! She had a really tight fitting pink silky dress to pop over it.VERY short.She had no shoes.In some ways she was very uncivilized.She broke out her make up kit.She had the whole wizzbang.Everything imaginable. Next, she placed the squirt gun on the table.She moved the safety from “no squirt” past ‘‘squirt” directly to ‘‘full auto squirt.”She gulped down more dark chocolate niblets.She then pulled out a solid oak stake..very sharp at one end. She knew there were vampires known to hang out here.
Oh…I forgot to tell you she had stripped down to her slip as she putzed around with all this.She had just removed the wooden stake from her bag and was holding it in her left hand…when……..she felt another hand squeezing her hot dupa. Now, Debbie isn’t stupid…well in some ways. But not this one. “Uhm…do you think this is the first time I’ve read one of Morty’s stories…” she was turning to face the owner of the hand as she talked.. …”UNCLY TRUST!?” But it wasn’t Uncly Trust! “EAUXH”..Debbie screamed..’’DANNY! Uncly DID turn you! You are now a vampire lesbian!….a VAMPBIAN!!” Danny’s jaws snapped open….spsssssssssssssssssssss!!…..and then she made her strike at Debbies throat. Quick like a bunny,Debbie smartly remembered and threw up her right hand to stick the wooden stake in the vampbians mouth. Which was really dumb because her left hand was the one with the wooden stake. “OW!!” Debbie yelled.” Godammity!..I can’t believe I'm this stupid.'’( I told you.) She yanked her finger out of Danny's mouth and pushed her back.Danny attacked again,but now Debbie stuck out her LEFT hand ( the one with the wooden stake) and stabbed her right in the heart. Thud. All gone. But Debbie had a problem. She had been bitten by a vampbian.Luckily it was not a direct hit to the carotid, so she had some time…but not much. “Fucl<!!..what do they do in the vampire movies? I know! Burn the wound." She put a lighter to her finger…’’ YE-OW!!" “Screw this noise. Better idea..I’ll get a leach to suck out the bad blood.Debbie scurried out the two doors,ran down the hall to the Padlock and yelled….’’Hey!…Ryan!, I need you to suck on this.” I have to admit he saved her life. But the dummy …instead of spitting it out he swallered the blood. =:> Oh well. Anyhoo…Debbie went back to her room,throwing the vampbians dust out the window.”HEY!!” Yelled someone from outside, below that same window. Debbie smiled . She figured it was KGB. She could be a real witch.
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