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![]() Tell them you weren't anywhere near the hospital on that day, you were at the track with your FB bestie, PG, and your lottery winning neighbor stole your identity.
PG will corroborate your alibi and your neighbor won't remember where he was that day. |
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![]() I really can't believe that you don't have some Presque Isle vouchers that you have won laying around for this sort of thing.
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Felix Unger talking to Oscar Madison: "Your horse could finish third by 20 lengths and they still pay you? And you have been losing money for all these years?!" |