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Old 06-20-2010, 05:55 PM
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5.Taking Candy from a Baby Guy — Another habitue of racetracks everywhere, this guy is a close relative of Six Horses in the Race Guy. This fellow declaims, after he wins a race, how easy it was, how only complete morons failed to see it, and how winning at the races is like taking candy from a baby. Of course, he never admits being wrong; you’ll have to take his silences for that.
6.Knows Everything Guy — you think he’s harmless, but then, you can’t shut him up. Ever. He goes on and on, and at some point you realize you are not conversing, you are being lectured. And then you realize you cannot discern individual words in his speech, just an annoying buzzing sound that reminds you he hasn’t gone away. And then that race that you’d waited all day to bet goes off and you didn’t get in to bet… because he was “educating” you. Sigh. In this case, all you can do is hope for Obscure Breeding Guy’s horse to win, so missing out is less painful.

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