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Old 05-23-2010, 04:58 PM
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No joke, there's a horse named Big Tits (FR).

She had 6 starts in 2003... no idea where she is now (she'd be 10).

Poor girl never hit the board.
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Old 05-23-2010, 05:00 PM
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No joke, there's a horse named Big Tits (FR).

She had 6 starts in 2003... no idea where she is now (she'd be 10).

Poor girl never hit the board.
That's Hillarious!
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Old 05-23-2010, 05:14 PM
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Lord Phumducker. Name was later changed to Lord Duckworth.

Gene Cilio had a stakes-winning filly named Twin Propeller. If you saw her front action, you would understand the name.
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Old 05-23-2010, 05:18 PM
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Old 05-23-2010, 05:26 PM
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Old 05-23-2010, 05:37 PM
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here's the Hoof Hearted race:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kqj2h...layer_embedded
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Old 05-23-2010, 06:39 PM
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I hate to admit it, but I didn't "get it" until I watched the replay! I thought Hoof Hearted was merely a clever wordplay on Half-hearted.

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Old 05-23-2010, 07:47 PM
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I hate to admit it, but I didn't "get it" until I watched the replay! I thought Hoof Hearted was merely a clever wordplay on Half-hearted.

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Same here..lol...
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Old 05-23-2010, 09:59 PM
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No joke, there's a horse named Big Tits (FR).

She had 6 starts in 2003... no idea where she is now (she'd be 10).

Poor girl never hit the board.
I remember you saying that a few years back! Still funny!

I laugh at Isitingood and Onoitsmymotherinlaw.
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Old 05-23-2010, 10:32 PM
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There was a quarter horse named Chingaderos.
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Old 05-23-2010, 10:49 PM
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terry wallace almost 20 years ago calling home the winner named Boozing.
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Old 05-29-2010, 11:00 AM
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terry wallace almost 20 years ago calling home the winner named Boozing.
Terry also enjoyed calling "Gomer", "Beaver" and then not so much "Whistle Dick" at Oaklawn. I wonder what ever happen to "Whistle Dick" after he blew the first turn.
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c'mon stumpy,,,,,australian horse
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Old 05-23-2010, 11:23 PM
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Panty Raid and Isitingood.
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Old 05-24-2010, 03:28 AM
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I called Viagraman's maiden winner at Philly Park some years ago...

Viagraman came charging hard on the outside...Viagraman gets up to win...

Yeah, I went there.
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Old 05-24-2010, 06:48 PM
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I called Viagraman's maiden winner at Philly Park some years ago...

Viagraman came charging hard on the outside...Viagraman gets up to win...

Yeah, I went there.


Did he explode in the stretch?

Was it a big win?
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Old 05-24-2010, 08:42 PM
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At Woodbine, many years ago there was a horse named Manja Kayka, it means Eat **** in Italian.
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Old 05-24-2010, 08:43 PM
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At Woodbine, many years ago there was a horse named Manja Kayka, it means Eat S**t in Italian.
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Belly Fat (2008)

Bagapooh (2002)

Wood Panel Pinto (unused so far)
http://media.photobucket.com/image/w...quire35rsz.jpg

Yo Kisses (unused so far......i.e. "Yo Kisses was much the best today")

Lavender Glades.....(as yet unused ) Fictional University Of Miami Football Player's name.
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Did he explode in the stretch?

Was it a big win?
I'm afraid he hung.




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