What is your Most Excellent Soup?

[Rudeboyelvis]

I imported a metric f*ckton of these crazy, psychotic, man-eating fish from Asia because a guy told me that if you stew them at the appropriate temperature and consume the broth I was told, that when
I die, on my deathbed, I will receive total consciousness.

So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

Sorry that a few got out and are now reeking havoc upon the entire aquatic population of the freshwater eastern seaboard, but hey, it's not every day that a guy gets a shot like that.