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Old 05-12-2010, 09:23 PM
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I just thought I'd share a video with you. I thought you might just click on it and say to yourselves, what the hell, maybe I can take a few minutes out of my day otherwise spent arguing with other two hundred pound men about the proper way to race ride thoroughbreds and, at the very least, acknowledge the fact that it was a logistical masterpiece getting 100 people to emerge out of thin air in a busy student union to pull that off. At most, I was hoping you'd find it entertaining (especially when they busted out the manhood arousing "O-H-I-O" chant toward the end).

I don't know how this became the DT Homophobe thread (well, I guess I do, having posted a "Glee"-inspired Ohio State flash mob video). I want to make it clear that I, as a straight man who considers himself a friend to the homosexual, am glad that a large population of good-looking men with killer fashion sense are not interested in my wife.

Vol, how dare a fan of the totally irrelevent Tennessee Volunteers even think about uttering a single @#!%& word about the NFL all-pro factory that is THE Ohio State University. I'll debate you all night if you want, but I'm seeing your creamsickle-wearing, "Rocky Top"-singing hilljacks and raising you 35 Big Ten championships, 7 Heisman Trophies, and 7 National Titles. Peyton Manning is long gone. He didn't win anything when he was there, anyway. Now you have a .500 program. And have for awhile. All those "gay" kids dancing in the video wouldn't even know where Tennessee is on the map. It's not because they're ignorant. It's because they never had a reason to care. I'm out like Lane Kiffen!

P.S.: Cannon Shell, these guys want their material back:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jH2Ka0mT1c
"Logistical masterpiece to get a hundred people to emerge out of thin air"..........? You are a gullible little sprite, aren't you? I believe the article said they have been practicing that 'masterpiece' since February.

Let me give it to you STRAIGHT, from one OSU grad to allegedly another. First, before you try interpreting other posts, try to get your arms around that little teaser called sarcasm. Secondly, not only is that video totally gay, it totally sucks. Besides being Lance Bass gay, it's especially Lance Bass bad. That's the reason it was ripped. (The fact the 'performers' were all clad in Ohio State t-shirts almost caused me to vomit on the boa I was wearing.)

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Old 05-12-2010, 09:59 PM
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Fair enough. "Logistical masterpiece" might have been going overboard. Simple "choreography" might have sufficed. Really, I was trying to be light the entire time. My sense of humor is kind of dry.

Vol Jack, upon re-reading what I wrote, it kind of comes across as me playing a little too rough. Man, I'm just trying to clown you, sports bar argument-style. I apologize.
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Old 05-12-2010, 10:04 PM
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34. Feeling you have to apologize on Internet message boards because you suspect you might have come across as an ass.
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Old 05-14-2010, 04:58 PM
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35. Electric cars.
36. Trans-fat bans.
37. Diet beer.
38. Temporary tattoos.
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39. Smoking bans
40. Wine bars
41. Concerts by people who dont even have their own songs
42. safety whips
43. Pasties
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Old 05-14-2010, 05:51 PM
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42. safety whips
43. Pasties
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