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Old 03-25-2010, 05:58 PM
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Perhaps you both should stop waiting.




What are you doing here?

who do you work for!!?


IRS....


.....hum I see you don't have healthcare....well I'll be visiting you soon to collect...is it still cold in Cleveland?
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Old 03-25-2010, 07:52 PM
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eauxh!!

gud wun!


Truth be told,I have them after my behind,too.



Cleveland?

Little behind on the news...ain't ya?
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Old 03-25-2010, 08:19 PM
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eauxh!!

gud wun!


Truth be told,I have them after my behind,too.



Cleveland?

Little behind on the news...ain't ya?

Obviously he doesn't know you've been the main attraction at the Copacabana for the past few months.

That's why I'm the SENIOR IRS agent Geeker!
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Old 03-25-2010, 08:22 PM
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Obviously he doesn't know you've been the main attraction at the Copacabana for the past few months.

That's why I'm the SENIOR IRS agent Geeker!

does being SENIOR get ya a special AARP card
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Old 03-25-2010, 08:30 PM
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does being SENIOR get ya a special AARP card


We don't need AARP. We get free healthcare AND we don't have to pay taxes!
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Old 03-25-2010, 08:54 PM
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This is really ....bad.



I'm going back to calling PoachedAnts filthy names in the smart threads.
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Old 03-25-2010, 08:24 PM
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Obviously he doesn't know you've been the main attraction at the Copacabana for the past few months.

That's why I'm the SENIOR IRS agent Geeker!
With yellow feathers in his hair?!
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Old 03-25-2010, 08:31 PM
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With yellow feathers in his hair?!

To match his gray suit of course.
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Old 03-25-2010, 08:32 PM
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This explains so much.
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Old 03-25-2010, 08:35 PM
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You should hear him sing "Mandy". Brings tears to your eyes.
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Morty,

Stevie was wondering if he could use..


!!!!!


Opps. Let's try this again.


Stevie was wondering when your fine horsey selections would posted?
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Old 03-26-2010, 04:26 PM
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Morty,

Stevie was wondering if he could use..


!!!!!


Opps. Let's try this again.


Stevie was wondering when your fine horsey selections would posted?

!!


Fine work.


Oh keep yer skirt..whoa!!..I mean shirt on ( PLEASE!),tell Stevie he'll have them before the night is out---when it's dark.
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Old 03-26-2010, 07:45 AM
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eauxh!!

gud wun!
Truth be told,I have them after my behind,too.
Cleveland?

Little behind on the news...ain't ya?


Oh yeah...I forgot Texas




and DeboDeb not only are IRS employees exempt - but all of their facebook friends too.



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Old 03-26-2010, 04:27 PM
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Oh yeah...I forgot Texas




and DeboDeb not only are IRS employees exempt - but all of their facebook friends too.



God Bless America
You said the fb phrase.


blech!







Stop it.
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Old 03-26-2010, 08:48 PM
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THE HORSEY'S BEHIND



I mean.... THE LANES END



I have delivered the cards to myself.

My oh my...look at my fine dupa.

WHEW!!





Anyhoo....







1...NightaMare


Will take place in the day time.



Crinkle...


trash can







2...DoublesPartner


Unfortunately,this is HorseyRacing.



Crinkle...


trash can






3....Darden


sit down Mr. Darden!!


And he will....at a very bad time.



Crinkle...


trash can






4...KettleRiver



What the fucl< does that mean!?




Crinkle...



trash can






5...Ranger Heartley



!!!!




6...OutHouse Man




Phooey!




nyooooow!




thud







7....NorthernTissue



blech




whiiiirrrrrrrr!!







8...Let'sNot



Agreed



Crinkle...


trash can






9...Dean's Kitten



Uh, Dean....................


Oh never mind.





squirt!

'"..''',,..:::;..;;--








10...



Sire was Invisible Ink.



Well the snow doesn't fall far from the white.


(Means I forgot the name of this hawsey...again.




Happens.)






Crinkle..




trash can









RogerH....the winnah.
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You said the fb phrase.


blech!


Stop it.


Pardon me while I Tweet RogerH
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Old 03-26-2010, 09:47 PM
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Oh boy.
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Old 03-26-2010, 10:15 PM
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My I have the cards for the Louisiana Scurvy ( I like it..catchy name.)



Thank you,Ms. Surfside..I mean,oh never mind.

Hmmm..interesting dupa......yes....perhaps even bettah than mine.

Look at that thing...it is bettah than mine!




Nuts.





OK...let us do this thing.






1...HOtep



One of the Charlee ninja mutants.




Crink-EL!



trash can





2...Mission Impazible.


I think he's absolutley right.





whiiiiiirrrrrr!





3...FlyDown


He has great hopes for this one.

Of course, he could also be dense and will fall for that old ploy.

Either way----






....''''----,,,,






4...The Program


very interesting hawsey








nyoooooow!!





thud






5...A Little Warm


I'll bet Stevie Hasbeen picks him.





Crinkle...


trash can





6...Ron The Geek



A little stupid.







Crinkle...


trash can







7...DiscreetlyMine



keepah!





8...IslandSoul



Oh my...my mind drifted off and I thought about going back to the unfinished work, " N Trance%Egg's It."

Have to remember.


Now.....I forgot who I was talking about, therefor:





Crinkle..


trash can






9...StayPut



I think he will.





Crinkle...

trash can






10...ow! ow!! ow!!!



This is gonna hurt.





Crinkle..

trash can





11...Mister Mardi Grass




yuk-tuwee!!

What a disgusting name.






Crinkle...



trash can








12...Backtrack


Really a very bad name for a race horsey.





Crinkle...


trash can







13...Drosselmeyer




keepah











Number 7 to win.



Box 7-13 in case he doesn't.
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IRS....


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If we work for the IRS, do we get free healthcare????
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