Joke of the Day

[Hwjb]

A woman has a baby girl, her first child, and both the mother and father are over the moon. After holding the baby for a while, she gives him to the father, and the nurse asks if he wants to give her a bath. "Yes, of course," he replies, and the nurse tells him to go into the room next door and wash the little girl.
Five minutes later the nurse goes to see how they're getting on and finds the man with two fingers up the baby's nostrils pulling her along in the bath and attempting to wash her that way.
Appalled, the nurse exclaims, "that's not the way to do it."
The man replies, "it is when the water's this ****ing hot!"