the cozy dooryard

[clyde]

Oh.







You certainly have.








Thanks so much.




















thud

[clyde]

Well anyways,no one has shot me.



Not to say it's not coming,but so far--so good.

Interesting note:I must sign in every morning at this hospital in order to recieve a badge saying I'm clean.In exchange they wanted my drivers license in case I abscond with the 25 cent badge.


I gave them my ,"Uh,no." face.

Really a dumb rule and I did beat it.

They now take my Kohl's card which is canceled so what do I care? They don't know it and think they have something of value when it's about as valuable as a Twatter...I mean Twitter account.


But there is one great,true story about the Kohl's card you simply must know,dahlings.


Tune in tomorrow night..you won't want to miss this one.






Nighty-poo-kins.

[clyde]

Sorry this is yet to post, suffering from vapor lock.




But I'm still alive ,although someone did take a shot at me. It missed and a duck took the bullet while flying at about 80 feet.

Had to be Cheney.





I did shoot back ,but missed --only grazed a fence post.....or it may have been Oinkman.

Hard to tell the difference.

[clyde]

I'm eating a cinnamon muffin..I'm eating a cinnamon muffin...


..HA-HA..HA..HA-HA

[clyde]

Pick any whole number that you wish.



Double it.



Add 8.



Divide by two.



Subtract your original number.



Your answer is 4.








More magic from the Amazing MORTE'.

[herkhorse]

I just spent a little time in that there politics room and I tell you what. I'd rather hide in here than listen to those loonies.
















oh, and I'm armed.













I can do a few chores too.















what?
















OK I'll leave

[clyde]

The one you least expect is the one to shoot you....I'd forgotten that.




But the nincompoops arguing their political bent are out there,aye?