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02-18-2010, 02:35 PM
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Excuse me sir, but this is very reminiscent of place once well visited here created by the late Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy AKA Morty Featherhands.
A place filled with poiem and prosey and nonsensical verse. Since you have embarked on this mission are you sure you can fulfill the Feathery choos?? ANDDDD....Should this not then be named the cozy dooryard II??? Just my 3 cents.... Originally Posted by Mortimer If I could wish upon a star I would wish to know why it's so far And wonder why I didn't wish so swell By the ever so close by wishing well But what is far and what is near What is comfort and what is fear Why is a flower fragrant But not the wandering vagrant Why is first place good and last so bad Why does what we never had Seem so far away Yet we tell ourselves to stay In the woods....in the dooryard...run around and google In the 'hoods....in the foreyard....we have it in our noodle Knock back into innocuity Tranq your way to tranquility If I were a twinkling star I would tell you you're too far Yet ever so close..if you only knew How your reasoning goes askew Connect the dots in a way not known Collect your thoughts anew...homegrown The images in our rear view mirror may appear so far But they are so much closer than we think they are ---Edgar Allan Foxworthy 
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02-18-2010, 03:11 PM
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Hey Franny! Hey Morty!
I have snow outside my dooryard but I do have a lilac air freshener in my van.
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02-18-2010, 03:28 PM
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02-18-2010, 04:01 PM
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 and if you had a chance to vote would you prefer to butcher.... ooops! I mean pay homage to O Captain My Captain, Hush'd Be the Camps Today or This Dust Was Once The Man?
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02-18-2010, 04:02 PM
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02-18-2010, 04:25 PM
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Oh okay Kev cause see we were all gonna do our best impressions of the Beulah thread just for you, complete with naughty pictures, etc., but since you want us to calm down... Come on ladies... he doesn't want us to do it. We'll save it for someone else.
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08-14-2010, 09:24 PM
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I was rushing to get everything out of ...The House...Tuesday. It was my last chance to do so.Had been dragging it out...not something I was enjoying.
But anyways,came back for the very last time to get the last load at around 11 that night ...maybe a little later.The swine had been bothering me the last few days and I thought I had been very nice about it all.I didn't leave a mess and they don't have to haul off a ton of garbage.Told them I would leave the keys and garage door opener on the kitchen counter and gave the garage door code so they could enter freely as I would leave the house entrance from the garage unlocked. SSSSSSO, I come through the garage and try to open that door to get back in the house. But it wouldn't open. Because it was locked. In just 7 days shy of 9 years here, that door was never a problem unless it was locked....which it usually wasn't.If it wasn't locked....it always opened with no trouble. I knew what happened. Those fucl<os came while I was gone, got in and took the keys and locked the door ..probably thinking I was gone. I was seething thinking this, because there were some last precious and few things I had to get. So I said ''fucl< it" and kicked really hard where the locks engaged in the jamb.The door burst open amid flying splinters of wood.You could easily tell both the doorknob and dead bolt locks had been engaged by the way the jamb broke. Surprised it took just the one kick, I walked in and gathered the last items...loaded them in the car and then returned for one last look.I had battled this place for 2 years. But it was then I saw , on the kitchen counter.....the garage door opener and the house keys. I then checked the only ways in and out besides the garage ...which were the patio entrance and the front door.Both were locked. That garage entrance door cannot be locked from outside, only if you had the keys. I got scared...and left very,very quickly. If you knew what I went through with this place...you would have been scared ,too. I hope you enjoyed it. Last edited by clyde : 08-14-2010 at 09:59 PM. Reason: changed 'sacred" to 'scared"..big difference
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02-18-2010, 04:21 PM
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We're alive again, Sightie!!! 
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02-18-2010, 04:26 PM
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02-18-2010, 11:40 PM
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Aruba?
Realy,Geeker---let's not be a hoser,OK? Now,for those of you unaware of just how nutty BrownSugah really is( The Queen of Darkness..in the night): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PAAB...rom=PL&index=9
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02-19-2010, 09:24 AM
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GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD morningracingfans!!!
That poim..was it Pound?..was it Frost?..was it found?...when it was lost? I think 4 in the 6th at Hawthorne. But I always think in that manner. What?...no Oinkman??
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02-19-2010, 05:08 PM
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02-18-2010, 06:46 PM
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 I hadn't seen Morty or Franny post for awhile. A belated "Hey" to MMSC, Sightseek, GPK, Tom Fool, Dave, and anyone else who may post here in the future.
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