What's with these helmets?

Originally Posted by Danzig188

alright now!!

about the helmets....and teams for that matter...

why do the steelers only have an emblem on one side?
why do the bengals have such ugly uniforms?
browns are named after their owner, buffalo is named after buffalo bill--which is kind of silly...
baltimore is the ravens (nevermore) which is from the story written by that dopehead edgar allen poe, who lived and died there.
in college...bama has their #'s on their helmets, easier for the players to keep up with what equipment is theirs i guess..they are called the crimson tide, but have an elephant as a mascot--makes PERFECT sense to me.
miami has a U--why?? they are far from the only university...they're the hurricanes, but their mascot is some ugly version of a pelican, which is the state bird of louisiana.
what's a hokie???

"why do the bengals have such ugly uniforms?"

This isn't true. Bengals have a great uniform and an ugly helmet. Thus the term "Cincinnati Bengal" for a female with a great body but double bag material for a face.

[Danzig]

lol
hadn't heard that one before, thanks for clueing me in!