Oracle is a Coward

[Downthestretch55]

Hey Pgardn,
Didn't you say that you tried on your wife's "upper chest undergarment" on a different thread a while ago? Ya know what I mean.
If you did, it's ok with me.
No problem with "coming out" at all.
You might have a lot of fun with this.
Heck, it seems to me that the folks at Belmont are very easy to fool. It happens every day. Sometimes about nine races in a row.
Anyway, if you really don't want to shave your armpits, it's ok. You might fit right in and nobody will notice. Hey, it's Elmont after all. Moustaches are not a problem either.
I sure could use a few more "ring girls".
Let me know if you have some prospects in mind.
Do you have any preferences for panty (manty) hose?..ya know, the one's with the third "leg". Let me know before I place the order to Victoria's Secrets. Not that there are secrets.
I'm just trying to set this match up that we've waited for a long time to happen.
I'm still waiting for the "girl scouts" to get back to me.
And who is the guy I have to contact for Ateam's match on the undercard??

Still looking for "investors" and someone to "book" the side bets.
Any help is appreciated.