Oracle is a Coward

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Originally Posted by pgardn

Cool we are set. I want the Michael Buffer intro role...if I cant do blow by blow.

Pgardn,
Sorry but Dali already has "dibs" on the Michael Buffer role. He's the one I bought all the helium for.
However, if you aren't opposed to wearing a blond wig, shaving your legs and armpits and wearing a nice swimsuit in public, I might just have a job for you.
Have you ever walked in high heels?

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Hey Pgardn,
Didn't you say that you tried on your wife's "upper chest undergarment" on a different thread a while ago? Ya know what I mean.
If you did, it's ok with me.
No problem with "coming out" at all.
You might have a lot of fun with this.
Heck, it seems to me that the folks at Belmont are very easy to fool. It happens every day. Sometimes about nine races in a row.
Anyway, if you really don't want to shave your armpits, it's ok. You might fit right in and nobody will notice. Hey, it's Elmont after all. Moustaches are not a problem either.
I sure could use a few more "ring girls".
Let me know if you have some prospects in mind.
Do you have any preferences for panty (manty) hose?..ya know, the one's with the third "leg". Let me know before I place the order to Victoria's Secrets. Not that there are secrets.
I'm just trying to set this match up that we've waited for a long time to happen.
I'm still waiting for the "girl scouts" to get back to me.
And who is the guy I have to contact for Ateam's match on the undercard??

Still looking for "investors" and someone to "book" the side bets.
Any help is appreciated.

Originally Posted by Downthestretch55

Hey Pgardn,
Didn't you say that you tried on your wife's "upper chest undergarment" on a different thread a while ago? Ya know what I mean.
If you did, it's ok with me.
No problem with "coming out" at all.
You might have a lot of fun with this.
Heck, it seems to me that the folks at Belmont are very easy to fool. It happens every day. Sometimes about nine races in a row.
Anyway, if you really don't want to shave your armpits, it's ok. You might fit right in and nobody will notice. Hey, it's Elmont after all. Moustaches are not a problem either.
I sure could use a few more "ring girls".
Let me know if you have some prospects in mind.
Do you have any preferences for panty (manty) hose?..ya know, the one's with the third "leg". Let me know before I place the order to Victoria's Secrets. Not that there are secrets.
I'm just trying to set this match up that we've waited for a long time to happen.
I'm still waiting for the "girl scouts" to get back to me.
And who is the guy I have to contact for Ateam's match on the undercard??

Still looking for "investors" and someone to "book" the side bets.
Any help is appreciated.

If its a jello match, Im up for crossdressing. Lets get this thing done.

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Originally Posted by pgardn

If its a jello match, Im up for crossdressing. Lets get this thing done.

I knew you'd go with it!!!!
Thanks Pgardn!!!
Do I need to get some pom poms?
Ya know...for the rooting section so Mera has something to sell.

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Can you believe it?
More good news!
The 12 foot above ground swimming pool that had been on back order is being shipped.
Finally a place to get rid of all this lime jello, cause frankly, I'm getting sick of it. I'm out of storage space and the lime-jello and tequilla shots are having a serious effect.
I'm still waiting on the "chain link fence" guys.
This should be good.
I hope the roosters don't "chicken out" after all the time and energy I've put into this.

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Did you guys ever fight? I bet it was open handed slapping! LMAO!!! I missed this thread from earlier man what drama.

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Originally Posted by merasmag

don't worry wayne, i still have rainbow boas left-over from the "gay games" ...if dr. p is cross-dressin i think they could be HUGE!!!

I knew you'd be on board Mera!
Rainbow boas will work!
Would you take a turn in between rounds holding a card, when the boa sales slow down?
"Big Time in the Slime" is going to be HUGE!!!!

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Originally Posted by merasmag

i am savin the high heels for a different occassion speakin of which...nevermind

As long as you're not skateboarding or water skiing, the high heels don't need to stay in the back of your closet...unless...unless...
Are going to be on "Dancing With the Stars"? REALLY?