Oracle is a Coward

[repent]

Originally Posted by Downthestretch55

This is by far the best thread that has shown up here in quite a while.
I'm rolling on the floor!

Now, seriously...

Who has the brother that's the tobacco farmer.
Do I hear "tag team jello-cage-match"???

Anybody giving odds or do I have to go to a private book?
Is this Vegas bound?

My second cousin is in the costume trade. He'll get us good deals on tank tops and speedos. What color Nostradamus? Mike, a yankee logo on yours?

lmao,
absolutely right.
Ive been laughing while reading the entire course of this thread.
couple of questions.
who the hell is nostradamus?
should I know him from the ESPN board?

and did I read right that ateam has the power to lock threads?
lmao, the kid is a moderator?
awesome.

hey ateam,
who was the guy that you were going to meet at the subway station to fight?
was it devilfish?
did you ever kick his as*?
lmao, those were some great threads over at ESPN.


Repent

The funniest post ever was Repent admitting to the politically motivated slaying of Democratic aquarium fish. Holy God I will never forget that one.

[repent]

Originally Posted by pgardn

The funniest post ever was Repent admitting to the politically motivated slaying of Democratic aquarium fish. Holy God I will never forget that one.

lol,
hey teach.
good to hear from you.

yeah, I dont like liberals or their aquatic animals.

I ran into a dude I went to hs with about a month ago and he asked me about that.
just told him I did what had to be done.


Repent

[Assttodixie]

Originally Posted by Dixie Porter

WRONG.........

The FUNNIEST posts were in the fupeg/repent wars and repent's post to Lady Tak. They're in a time capsule.

Hey repent,

Just wanted to let you know "Assttodixie" is fupeg. The broad never gives up. Usually after you get hit in the head enough times you put on a helmet.

Boss, its me- Bruce. Why do you keep referring to this other person. Why do you keep hitting people in the head. For Pete's sake- youre eighty years old!

[skippy3481]

I'm calling book rights on this thread. This is absolute comedy.

[Downthestretch55]

Problems, problems, problems....

First I tried to get the ring girls, ya know the ones that march around looking "hot" between the rounds holding up the cards. All I could find was my friend's maiden aunt (aged 54). She just had some very nice breast implants and wants to show them off. I sure hope she finds a "friend" soon cause all this talk about "getting hitched" before "time runs out" has me going crazy. With legs like hers, she'd fit right in the "hitch" with the Budweiser Clydesdales. Anyway, I'm still looking for "ring girls.

Next problem, the speedo's came in. But they're not magenta. They're "pink".
Since I had the Yankee logo embroidered on one and the tobacco leaf ( but it looks like a marijuana leaf) embroidered on the other one, I can't return them.

Next problem, I had the contracts written and waiting for signitures. Unfortunately, Bold Brooklyn is on a secret mission so he's unable to tutor the "reading" part of the contracts to those that need a bit of assistance.

And still another problem. The posters were printed but they misspelled "Nostradamus" as "Nutradamus". At least they spelled his brother's
name right...BROTHA!

The good news is that I bought all the lime jello from all the supermarkets within a thirty mile radius. That goes with the title of the bout...
"Big Time in the Slime"...and no, I can't change it cause it's on the posters.

More good news..I bought three tanks of helium so Dali, our "ring announcer" can inhale deeply before he gives each "blow by blow" account.

Stay tuned, and feel free to pm me so I can tell you how to invest in this "promotion".

DTS

Originally Posted by Downthestretch55

Problems, problems, problems....

First I tried to get the ring girls, ya know the ones that march around looking "hot" between the rounds holding up the cards. All I could find was my friend's maiden aunt (aged 54). She just had some very nice breast implants and wants to show them off. I sure hope she finds a "friend" soon cause all this talk about "getting hitched" before "time runs out" has me going crazy. With legs like hers, she'd fit right in the "hitch" with the Budweiser Clydesdales. Anyway, I'm still looking for "ring girls.

Next problem, the speedo's came in. But they're not magenta. They're "pink".
Since I had the Yankee logo embroidered on one and the tobacco leaf ( but it looks like a marijuana leaf) embroidered on the other one, I can't return them.

Next problem, I had the contracts written and waiting for signitures. Unfortunately, Bold Brooklyn is on a secret mission so he's unable to tutor the "reading" part of the contracts to those that need a bit of assistance.

And still another problem. The posters were printed but they misspelled "Nostradamus" as "Nutradamus". At least they spelled his brother's
name right...BROTHA!

The good news is that I bought all the lime jello from all the supermarkets within a thirty mile radius. That goes with the title of the bout...
"Big Time in the Slime"...and no, I can't change it cause it's on the posters.

More good news..I bought three tanks of helium so Dali, our "ring announcer" can inhale deeply before he gives each "blow by blow" account.

Stay tuned, and feel free to pm me so I can tell you how to invest in this "promotion".

DTS

Cool we are set. I want the Michael Buffer intro role...if I cant do blow by blow.

[Downthestretch55]

Originally Posted by pgardn

Cool we are set. I want the Michael Buffer intro role...if I cant do blow by blow.

Pgardn,
Sorry but Dali already has "dibs" on the Michael Buffer role. He's the one I bought all the helium for.
However, if you aren't opposed to wearing a blond wig, shaving your legs and armpits and wearing a nice swimsuit in public, I might just have a job for you.
Have you ever walked in high heels?

[Downthestretch55]

Hey Pgardn,
Didn't you say that you tried on your wife's "upper chest undergarment" on a different thread a while ago? Ya know what I mean.
If you did, it's ok with me.
No problem with "coming out" at all.
You might have a lot of fun with this.
Heck, it seems to me that the folks at Belmont are very easy to fool. It happens every day. Sometimes about nine races in a row.
Anyway, if you really don't want to shave your armpits, it's ok. You might fit right in and nobody will notice. Hey, it's Elmont after all. Moustaches are not a problem either.
I sure could use a few more "ring girls".
Let me know if you have some prospects in mind.
Do you have any preferences for panty (manty) hose?..ya know, the one's with the third "leg". Let me know before I place the order to Victoria's Secrets. Not that there are secrets.
I'm just trying to set this match up that we've waited for a long time to happen.
I'm still waiting for the "girl scouts" to get back to me.
And who is the guy I have to contact for Ateam's match on the undercard??

Still looking for "investors" and someone to "book" the side bets.
Any help is appreciated.

Originally Posted by Downthestretch55

Hey Pgardn,
Didn't you say that you tried on your wife's "upper chest undergarment" on a different thread a while ago? Ya know what I mean.
If you did, it's ok with me.
No problem with "coming out" at all.
You might have a lot of fun with this.
Heck, it seems to me that the folks at Belmont are very easy to fool. It happens every day. Sometimes about nine races in a row.
Anyway, if you really don't want to shave your armpits, it's ok. You might fit right in and nobody will notice. Hey, it's Elmont after all. Moustaches are not a problem either.
I sure could use a few more "ring girls".
Let me know if you have some prospects in mind.
Do you have any preferences for panty (manty) hose?..ya know, the one's with the third "leg". Let me know before I place the order to Victoria's Secrets. Not that there are secrets.
I'm just trying to set this match up that we've waited for a long time to happen.
I'm still waiting for the "girl scouts" to get back to me.
And who is the guy I have to contact for Ateam's match on the undercard??

Still looking for "investors" and someone to "book" the side bets.
Any help is appreciated.

If its a jello match, Im up for crossdressing. Lets get this thing done.