Richard Seymour Exiled To The Raiders...

[Cannon Shell]

Originally Posted by Crown@club

Raiders coach Tom Cable said he spoke to Jamarcus Russell about why he was benched and the quarterback understands now.

Russell refused to take responsibility for his play after the Week 7 loss to the Jets. But Cable pointed out how Russell had a mental lapse on the very first play of the game and made two horrible decisions on interceptions. The Raiders are going back to Russell this week for more torture.Source: Oakland Tribune

Cable-"Russell, you suck but we dont have any other options right now."

Russell - "Uh ok coach. I still get paid right?"

Cable- "Remember Mr. Davis did try to weasel out of a contract with his last coach. That's why I had to clock that asst coach. To intimidate Al a little. He wasnt scared of that whiny Kiffen."

Russell - "So I should take a swing at somebody?"

Cable- "Don't bother, JaMarcus as inaccurate as you have been you'll surely miss"

Russell- "Do we play Tulane? I always played pretty good against them."

Cable- "Sorry we couldnt get them this year. Something about us weakening their strength of schedule??"

Russell- "Where are we ranked anyway?"

Cable-"Well I think we are about 28th."

Russell -"Does that get us a bowl bid?"

Cable punches himself.