Anybody hear any good jokes lately?

[Oaklawnfan]

World best story !!!

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said,
'NO!' So the guy rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played
golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and smoked cigars and had tons of
money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted and scratched his
balls whenever he wanted. And he lived happily ever after

The end