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Old 06-08-2006, 03:40 PM
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Old 06-08-2006, 04:44 PM
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see how good you boys and girls are....


"For you, to f*ck is to penetrate. You're used to the more traditional definition--you inside some girl you do, jackhammering away, not noticing the bored look in her eyes."

"HEY, I always notice that bored look in their eyes."
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Old 06-08-2006, 05:00 PM
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"brick by brick my citizins, brick by brick"..... or "if you wanna win put boobie in"
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Old 06-08-2006, 05:59 PM
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"dyin' ain't much of a livin', boy" and "I reckon so"
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Old 06-08-2006, 07:45 PM
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I made him an offer he couldn't refuse.
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Old 06-08-2006, 09:04 PM
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Two of my favorites from the movie Mr. Mom with Micheal Keaton "Jack"


Jack " You wanna beer?"
Ron " It's 7 o'clock in the morning "
Jack " Scotch?"

Or

Ron " What are you doing "
Jack " Oh just doing some wiring "
Ron " Yeah, you gonna make it all 220?"
Jack " 220... 221, whatever it takes "
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Old 06-09-2006, 04:58 AM
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Marty - "Eight's the one, I'd stake my life on it."
Trotter - "They've got a $2 minimum bet."
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Old 06-09-2006, 12:13 PM
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Quote:
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"dyin' ain't much of a livin', boy" and "I reckon so"
Josey Wales...love it..."To hell with them guys, buzzards gotta eat, same as the worms"
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Old 06-13-2006, 01:21 PM
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Default From the movie "Waiting"

"With women, it's always one of two things. Either they won't sleep with you, and then there's really no need to ever call them again. Or they DO sleep with you... and then there's really no need to ever call them again. "


"Awwww c'mon now dogg, you know I'm just ****ing with you. You know I give you the mad phat superfly stupid dope dumbass retarded bomb **** props."


There are so many more, If you liked Anchorman, Old School, any of those types of movies. You will love this one.
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Old 06-27-2006, 09:47 PM
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Old 06-15-2006, 06:06 PM
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see how good you boys and girls are....


"For you, to f*ck is to penetrate. You're used to the more traditional definition--you inside some girl you do, jackhammering away, not noticing the bored look in her eyes."

"HEY, I always notice that bored look in their eyes."
I see no one has gotten the above movie quote yet...
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Old 06-15-2006, 11:32 PM
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My advice to you...start drinking heavily - Blutto, Animal House
Excuse me, while I whip this out - Bart, Blazing Saddles
"Not in this lifetime" DRF Form comment - Let it Ride
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Old 06-15-2006, 11:48 PM
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