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Old 08-11-2009, 08:39 PM
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"When I got home that evening, the package from Amazon was on my doorstep. No, not ON my doorstep -- it was hovering, glowing, positively quivering with awesomeness. I ripped the box open with my teeth, pulled the shirt over my head... and emerged into another world, a better world, a world of predator and prey, of sight and scent and blood. And I, the demon guardian of the night, leapt over the neighbor's fence: the time had come to feed. The yappy Shih Tzu, a minor annoyance before, now seemed a luscious little appetizer. Mmmm, crunchy! The yellow lab at the end of the road was no match for my insatiable hunger. I contemplated the house with 27 cats... no time. I reached the highway and rose up with a mighty howl; at the sight of my Mountain Men's Three Wolf Moon Short Sleeve Tee the cars scattered, flocks of birds rose screaming into the night, the high wires throbbed, the blood-red moon sang of conquest and of death."

i just ordered mine in xxxmedium.
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