At the moment of climax.....

[1st_Saturday_in_May]

Originally Posted by GPK

Wayne....true story...I kid you not.
Arlington Million day was on Aug. 12th, which was also the closing day for Colonial Downs. My girlfriend saw it fit that she take me up there so we could see some live racing. Well...of course English Channel was racing and about 5mtp for the Million, she looks and me and asks if I am gonna be acting crazy...snapping my fingers...yelling and the TV....smacking my leg...

I answered "of course"

She then stood up....turned around...bent over a touch and says "Smack my ass instead of your leg so at least I can enjoy this race too!!!!"

I sh*t you not....I almost started crying from laughing so hard.

You lucky SOB . I cant even find a chick in this town that likes horse racing, let alone one that will let me smack her ass over it...

[GPK]

Originally Posted by 1st_Saturday_in_May

You lucky SOB . I cant even find a chick in this town that likes horse racing, let alone one that will let me smack her ass over it...

Dustin....stick with me son...I will teach you EVERYTHING I know. (should take about 10-15 minutes max )

[paisjpq]

anticipation....quiet excitement...fingernails digging into the palms of my hands...moans when things don't go as planned....catching my breath to stifle a scream when they do....
a sigh of relief when the photo goes my way...and a big smile for the my horses

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by paisjpq

anticipation....quiet excitement...fingernails digging into the palms of my hands...moans when things don't go as planned....catching my breath to stifle a scream when they do....
a sigh of relief when the photo goes my way...and a big smile for the my horses

Ooooh some good answers..... love this one.

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Okay now that a few have answered (and someone I wanted to didn't, as usual ) let's move on.....

What kind of behavior irritates you at the track / OTB?

You know what i really hate? Going up to the window and having one of those people in front of me who doesn't have a clue and starts to chit chat like some of us have all ******* day!

What's even worse though are the guys (sexist, i know, but it's always the old guys) who yell for the jockey the whole time (JONNNNEEEE, C'MON JONNNNEEEE), call the poor horse by their number (should be illegal. "C'mon TWO! C'mon TWO." Oh shut the hell up. He has a name, you imbecile.) , praise the jock when they win and call the horse a nag, etc., if they lose. Want to smack those types!

(Guess we shouldn't mention that we often do the voices of the horses during the races, huh Happy T and Gallant? I wonder if that bothers anyone...).

What irritates you?

[gallant bloom]

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat

(Guess we shouldn't mention that we often do the voices of the horses during the races, huh Happy T and Gallant?

doesn't everyone
do that?

[ArlJim78]

Originally Posted by gallant bloom

doesn't everyone
do that?

No! That must be a west coast thing.

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by gallant bloom

doesn't everyone
do that?

Of course they do, Dear.

[Independent George]

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat

Ooooh some good answers..... love this one.

* * *

Okay now that a few have answered (and someone I wanted to didn't, as usual ) let's move on.....

What kind of behavior irritates you at the track / OTB?

You know what i really hate? Going up to the window and having one of those people in front of me who doesn't have a clue and starts to chit chat like some of us have all ******* day!

What's even worse though are the guys (sexist, i know, but it's always the old guys) who yell for the jockey the whole time (JONNNNEEEE, C'MON JONNNNEEEE), call the poor horse by their number (should be illegal. "C'mon TWO! C'mon TWO." Oh shut the hell up. He has a name, you imbecile.) , praise the jock when they win and call the horse a nag, etc., if they lose. Want to smack those types!

(Guess we shouldn't mention that we often do the voices of the horses during the races, huh Happy T and Gallant? I wonder if that bothers anyone...).

What irritates you?

I'm usually so spent with all the preliminaries (you know, the handicapping and such) the race itself is like icing on the cake...but the cake.......uhmmmmm, delicious.BTW, love a cigarettte after a race.
Oh and yes, I usually yell the jockey's name (I figure he can understand what I'm saying).

[gallant bloom]

Originally Posted by Independent George

I'm usually so spent with all the preliminaries (you know, the handicapping and such) the race itself is like icing on the cake...but the cake.......uhmmmmm, delicious.BTW, love a cigarettte after a race.
Oh and yes, I usually yell the jockey's name (I figure he can understand what I'm saying).

i can take
ppl who yell
the names and
call them by
numbers,
but i hate
the bachelor party
types who come
to the track
to drink and
scream thru
every race.

How about the guys who yell "get up!!!" at the moment of climax with a tone of total desperation?

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by gallant bloom

i can take
ppl who yell
the names and
call them by
numbers,
but i hate
the bachelor party
types who come
to the track
to drink and
scream thru
every race.

You mean like the guy you SCREAMED at for calling Limehouse "Limestone"?

When I'm 100 and on my deathbed, I'll still remember that and laugh my ass off.....

That was great!!!

[Cajungator26]

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat

Ooooh some good answers..... love this one.

* * *

Okay now that a few have answered (and someone I wanted to didn't, as usual ) let's move on.....

What kind of behavior irritates you at the track / OTB?

You know what i really hate? Going up to the window and having one of those people in front of me who doesn't have a clue and starts to chit chat like some of us have all ******* day!

What's even worse though are the guys (sexist, i know, but it's always the old guys) who yell for the jockey the whole time (JONNNNEEEE, C'MON JONNNNEEEE), call the poor horse by their number (should be illegal. "C'mon TWO! C'mon TWO." Oh shut the hell up. He has a name, you imbecile.) , praise the jock when they win and call the horse a nag, etc., if they lose. Want to smack those types!

(Guess we shouldn't mention that we often do the voices of the horses during the races, huh Happy T and Gallant? I wonder if that bothers anyone...).

What irritates you?

That's GPK right there... COME ON 2, COME ON 2, GET UP THERE! LMAO