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"That guy? He an azzhole... Yeah."
"Serpe's hot.." "Pay for a sausage with a C-note? F-you.. Tip me" "Thank you.. I'll be here all week.." "Pants on.." "I'm fixin' to eat me some more o' dem beans" "Look a dis.. I had 4-7-1-9.. It come 9-3-2-7.. I was soooo close. Damn."
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All ambitions are lawful except those which climb upward on the miseries or credulities of mankind. ~ Joseph Conrad A long habit of not thinking a thing wrong, gives it a superficial appearance of being right. ~ Thomas Paine Don't let anyone tell you that your dreams can't come true. They are only afraid that theirs won't and yours will. ~ Robert Evans The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command. ~ George Orwell, 1984. Last edited by Kasept : 09-07-2006 at 09:54 AM. |
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This is good stuff! |
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Rarely have so many laughed so hard so frequently.. Hooves, Sammy and Ateam will undoubtedly keep adding to the myriad of one-liners that had us in stitches on a daily basis... "Canadian Migrant workers.." "11.. 11 people in the house.. ELEVEN." "Seee-ack-ahhh!" "Two Shanaynayes" "You're a racing fan? Come stay at the house.."
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All ambitions are lawful except those which climb upward on the miseries or credulities of mankind. ~ Joseph Conrad A long habit of not thinking a thing wrong, gives it a superficial appearance of being right. ~ Thomas Paine Don't let anyone tell you that your dreams can't come true. They are only afraid that theirs won't and yours will. ~ Robert Evans The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command. ~ George Orwell, 1984. |
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But the others, especially like the one about the super "I was sooo close", have got me rolling in laughter. |
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"lets get FUKK-O ON THE PHONE RIGHT NOW".....the most hated man in saratoga..lol
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