Ness barn raided at Tampa

[The Indomitable DrugS]

They should make like a 4-in-1 video game where you try to make huge betting scores through larceny.

* For thoroughbred racing - you are a vet .. and you have to come up with the wonder drug strong enough to juice longshots home - and of course you'll need to stop a few short priced horses here and there along the way.

* For harness racing - you're a crooked driver. You have to stiff all your mounts as skillfully as possible to make it look like you're trying.

* For greyhound racing - you're a leadout. You have to sneak the dogs food between races and stuff to stop em ... or give them exlax or something that will give em the sh!ts.

* For Jai-alai - you're some dirty Spaniard. You need to conspire with others to fix matches and throw some games away on your own.

Game could be a hit - and teach a young wave of future bettors how to best capitalize on cinches and get the best bang for their buck from wagers like the trifecta and superfecta.

[stonegossard]

Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS

They should make like a 4-in-1 video game where you try to make huge betting scores through larceny.

* For thoroughbred racing - you are a vet .. and you have to come up with the wonder drug strong enough to juice longshots home - and of course you'll need to stop a few short priced horses here and there along the way.

* For harness racing - you're a crooked driver. You have to stiff all your mounts as skillfully as possible to make it look like you're trying.

* For greyhound racing - you're a leadout. You have to sneak the dogs food between races and stuff to stop em ... or give them exlax or something that will give em the sh!ts.

* For Jai-alai - you're some dirty Spaniard. You need to conspire with others to fix matches and throw some games away on your own.

Game could be a hit - and teach a young wave of future bettors how to best capitalize on cinches and get the best bang for their buck from wagers like the trifecta and superfecta.

This is the most brilliant post I have ever seen written by you. Mazel Tov.