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Old 04-13-2009, 03:05 PM
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In a related story, Eight Bell may be dead.
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Old 04-13-2009, 03:07 PM
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"This breaking news just in", "Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead!"
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Old 04-13-2009, 03:09 PM
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HOT OFF THE PRESSED....

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Old 04-13-2009, 03:22 PM
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"Dewey beats Truman"
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Old 04-13-2009, 03:24 PM
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Oswald did not act alone
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Old 04-13-2009, 03:26 PM
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Man killed on a cross. Identity withheld until next of kin can be notified.
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Old 04-13-2009, 03:31 PM
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This has Monday all over it
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Old 04-13-2009, 03:31 PM
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Thread of the Year..
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Old 04-13-2009, 03:35 PM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHbS4SiO2Kg
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Old 04-13-2009, 04:27 PM
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I personally loved this one...
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Old 04-27-2009, 08:08 PM
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Funny. Period.
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