Looking For A Compelling Reason to Pick Derby Winner

[Dunbar]

Originally Posted by hi_im_god

i've met a lot of women at the track. in the last year i've gotten laid 15 times after meeting someone at the track and only failed to bed 2 i had any interest in. after last years santa anita derby, i did a pair of 22 year old twins. not bad for a guy that turns 52 next month. but anyway, i didn't come on here to parade my incredible sexual prowess.

Deities have an unfair advantage.

--Dunbar