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09-04-2006, 10:09 PM
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This is by far the best thread that has shown up here in quite a while.
I'm rolling on the floor! Now, seriously... Who has the brother that's the tobacco farmer. Do I hear "tag team jello-cage-match"??? Anybody giving odds or do I have to go to a private book? Is this Vegas bound? My second cousin is in the costume trade. He'll get us good deals on tank tops and speedos. What color Nostradamus? Mike, a yankee logo on yours? 
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09-04-2006, 10:11 PM
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09-04-2006, 10:14 PM
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My guess is that they've already picked them,but if they want to make any changes, they'll have to let me know before I get the posters printed. You sound interested, Dala. Do you want to pm me so I can tell you how to invest in this opportunity? Pay pal is for deposits only.
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09-04-2006, 10:29 PM
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Hey, considering that there are so many "mystery" brawlers, can we designate that those guys have to wear those funny wrestler's masks? Can you imagine Dutrow in tights?
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09-04-2006, 10:11 PM
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Oracle -220 v. +200 Nostradamus
Oracle pickem v. Nos+his mystery brother
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09-04-2006, 10:16 PM
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How about this line: Oracle+dutrow+mystery dutrow lackey pickem VS. Nostramus+albertrani+mystery brother In a no holds barred tickle fight.
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09-04-2006, 10:18 PM
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09-04-2006, 10:11 PM
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09-04-2006, 10:22 PM
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How about the whole experimental Nostra group vs a pack of girl scouts?
girl scouts -330 nostra experimental group + 350
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09-04-2006, 10:29 PM
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i dig e shue but who can not dig a jolie's lips and legs? my future ex wife then i wake up and realize that i am not in bed with her
 
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09-04-2006, 10:39 PM
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Don't book the church or the caterers. We might be able to fit you two on the undercard...unless the girl scouts get carried away. Masks are extra, ring girl jobs still available, hot magenta speedos on order. And the "full head of hair" guy can have the microphone, but he must take deep breaths from the helium balloon before every sentence.
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09-05-2006, 01:11 PM
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oracle is a first class coward, dont waste your time on him, he backs out at the last minute, and a hangnail would send him screaming to his mothers skirt
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09-05-2006, 01:39 PM
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09-23-2006, 10:32 PM
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lmao, absolutely right. Ive been laughing while reading the entire course of this thread. couple of questions. who the hell is nostradamus? should I know him from the ESPN board? and did I read right that ateam has the power to lock threads? lmao, the kid is a moderator? awesome. hey ateam, who was the guy that you were going to meet at the subway station to fight? was it devilfish? did you ever kick his as*? lmao, those were some great threads over at ESPN. Repent
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09-23-2006, 11:59 PM
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The funniest post ever was Repent admitting to the politically motivated slaying of Democratic aquarium fish. Holy God I will never forget that one.
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09-25-2006, 02:44 AM
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lol, hey teach. good to hear from you. yeah, I dont like liberals or their aquatic animals. I ran into a dude I went to hs with about a month ago and he asked me about that. just told him I did what had to be done. Repent
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09-25-2006, 11:03 AM
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09-24-2006, 12:00 AM
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I'm calling book rights on this thread. This is absolute comedy.
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09-24-2006, 02:26 PM
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Problems, problems, problems....
First I tried to get the ring girls, ya know the ones that march around looking "hot" between the rounds holding up the cards. All I could find was my friend's maiden aunt (aged 54). She just had some very nice breast implants and wants to show them off. I sure hope she finds a "friend" soon cause all this talk about "getting hitched" before "time runs out" has me going crazy. With legs like hers, she'd fit right in the "hitch" with the Budweiser Clydesdales. Anyway, I'm still looking for "ring girls. Next problem, the speedo's came in. But they're not magenta. They're "pink". Since I had the Yankee logo embroidered on one and the tobacco leaf ( but it looks like a marijuana leaf) embroidered on the other one, I can't return them. Next problem, I had the contracts written and waiting for signitures. Unfortunately, Bold Brooklyn is on a secret mission so he's unable to tutor the "reading" part of the contracts to those that need a bit of assistance. And still another problem. The posters were printed but they misspelled "Nostradamus" as "Nutradamus". At least they spelled his brother's name right...BROTHA! The good news is that I bought all the lime jello from all the supermarkets within a thirty mile radius. That goes with the title of the bout... "Big Time in the Slime"...and no, I can't change it cause it's on the posters. More good news..I bought three tanks of helium so Dali, our "ring announcer" can inhale deeply before he gives each "blow by blow" account. Stay tuned, and feel free to pm me so I can tell you how to invest in this "promotion". DTS
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09-24-2006, 02:31 PM
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Hybrid Mode
