Crushing defeat

The Indomitable DrugS · #1 03-20-2009, 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Danzig

his brother is apparently very precocious!

Tell me about it.

When he was like 15 and was calling on me to buy the booze - he'd have these painfully lame annoying friends and all these goofy ass hot little girls around him. The girls outnumbered the sausage - almost always a 2.5-to-1 chick to sausage ratio. The future situation looked so promising. I was banking on a scenario where he's 17, 18, 19 and swimming in pu tang.

You got this single studly older half bro who looks like you but just with an Italian splash .. the bro who taught you how to shoot a potato cannon and stuff! All's he had to do was point me in the right direction and dish out the assists left and right like a good team playing point guard. BUT NO!! He's got to go be the male version of Bristol Palin instead. Just except he used Levy to get to Levy's older sibling.

Shows you how jinxed I am. Nothing can ever come real easy for me.

Danzig · #2 03-20-2009, 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS

Tell me about it.

When he was like 15 and was calling on me to buy the booze - he'd have these painfully lame annoying friends and all these goofy ass hot little girls around him. The girls outnumbered the sausage - almost always a 2.5-to-1 chick to sausage ratio. The future situation looked so promising. I was banking on a scenario where he's 17, 18, 19 and swimming in pu tang.

You got this single studly older half bro who looks like you but just with an Italian splash .. the bro who taught you how to shoot a potato cannon and stuff! All's he had to do was point me in the right direction and dish out the assists left and right like a good team playing point guard. BUT NO!! He's got to go be the male version of Bristol Palin instead. Just except he used Levy to get to Levy's older sibling.

Shows you how jinxed I am. Nothing can ever come real easy for me.

my youngest is 17, and has those annoying friends as well. what's missing from the picture (thankfully) are any college girls. i'd have to wonder about the sanity of the girls if there were any....

one more year, one more year.

Sightseek · #3 03-20-2009, 07:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Danzig

my youngest is 17, and has those annoying friends as well. what's missing from the picture (thankfully) are any college girls. i'd have to wonder about the sanity of the girls if there were any....

one more year, one more year.

There is nothing wrong with dating guys several years your junior!

Danzig · #4 03-20-2009, 07:42 PM

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There is nothing wrong with dating guys several years your junior!

not saying there is. just saying i don't see it in this particular case! you'd have to know eric. and his friends.

santana · #5 03-21-2009, 05:19 PM

Way too funny Drugs......except the child support thing really can be a problem for him..wish him luck....maybe you can hit a pik 6 for him to get him going in the right direction with the payments.

The Indomitable DrugS · #6 03-22-2009, 10:00 AM

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Way too funny Drugs......except the child support thing really can be a problem for him..wish him luck....maybe you can hit a pik 6 for him to get him going in the right direction with the payments.

A couple of his concerts this summer are going to be in North Carolina.

I know he's supposed to be getting married this summer after he finishes 11th grade and all - but maybe we can talk him into giving the baby mama a boot and hook him up with North Carolina's own KYRIM.

Not just a future heart doctor she is ... but also NC's best horsemen.

Danzig · #7 03-22-2009, 11:08 AM

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A couple of his concerts this summer are going to be in North Carolina.

I know he's supposed to be getting married this summer after he finishes 11th grade and all - but maybe we can talk him into giving the baby mama a boot and hook him up with North Carolina's own KYRIM.

Not just a future heart doctor she is ... but also NC's best horsemen.

it just keeps getting better and better..

Danzig · #8 03-20-2009, 01:20 PM

oh, and be sure and ask him if the 18 years x 12 months of child support is worth it. porn is cheaper. prostitutes probably are too.

The Indomitable DrugS · #9 03-20-2009, 01:26 PM

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oh, and be sure and ask him if the 18 years x 12 months of child support is worth it. porn is cheaper. prostitutes probably are too.

They're getting married later this year.

Danzig · #10 03-20-2009, 01:38 PM

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They're getting married later this year.

oh
wow

tell him i said good luck.