Westminster Dog Show

Originally Posted by Danzig

i thought the golden retriever was fabulous, but they took the sussex instead.
i thought that best in show group was one of the worst ever, but what do i know?

at least that poodle didn't win.

I was ready to complete a palm clap
and trump that with a polite "splendid",
but I restrained myself.

However, I did dab the corners of my mouth
very politely with a cloth napkin after finishing
a delightful sorbet rounding out my 5 course meal.

Man I need to pee somewhere.

no harm meant about the show, I just think they are a bit stuffy. Reminds me of horse shows my wife was in that bored the crap out of me.

[Danzig]

Originally Posted by pgardn

I was ready to complete a palm clap
and trump that with a polite "splendid",
but I restrained myself.

However, I did dab the corners of my mouth
very politely with a cloth napkin after finishing
a delightful sorbet rounding out my 5 course meal.

Man I need to pee somewhere.

no harm meant about the show, I just think they are a bit stuffy. Reminds me of horse shows my wife was in that bored the crap out of me.

the scottie wetted the carpet while they were taking her out for best in show. it seemed to produce the most applause.

Originally Posted by Danzig

the scottie wetted the carpet while they were taking her out for best in show. it seemed to produce the most applause.

cool...

or

Splendid.

She/he "showed" them.

I apologize.
I am just pitiful tonight.
And I will most likely remain juvenile and
bad in many posts to come.