Barbaro (the Champ)

Originally Posted by moodwalker

Just so everyone knows, I was the Homecoming King and scored a touchdown right before I was crowned.

And I have won awards for so much stuff it would absolutely astound you.

Also, I got first prize in "impromptu fruit and vegetable" at the FFA convention.

Don't you dare mess with me.

i won a frozen turkey at an office party once....
of course that wasn't an award. oh wait, i got employee of the quarter. sadly, no longer eligible for such trifles.