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Old 12-08-2008, 10:25 PM
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Do you think we should call Morty?
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Felix Unger talking to Oscar Madison: "Your horse could finish third by 20 lengths and they still pay you? And you have been losing money for all these years?!"
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Old 12-08-2008, 10:28 PM
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Dear Linda...

Your husband is hot!

http://www.derbytrail.com/forums/sho...360#post358360

Nice to see you in the smart threads Dr. Swine, Dr. Watson, Linda et al, etc and on and on...
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Old 12-08-2008, 10:32 PM
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Damn...I thought for a second there that Garrisons Mom was ending things with me
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Old 12-09-2008, 05:31 AM
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Damn...I thought for a second there that Garrisons Mom was ending things with me
There was nothing started, so nothing to end.

I got what I wanted out of you, my precious baby boy whipped your asz, while you were drooling over my thong.

Kiss kiss.
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Old 12-09-2008, 05:58 AM
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There was nothing started, so nothing to end.

I got what I wanted out of you, my precious baby boy whipped your asz, while you were drooling over my thong.

Kiss kiss.
I laughed, actually I'm still laughing.
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Old 12-09-2008, 06:32 AM
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Poor Doc, he just wants to get fired up with some Hanson and play horses with bar shoes on. I don't see why Linda would hook up with a young stud with bad socks when she could have the good doctor.

Paging Morty, paging Morty, you have a marriage to fix....pronto.

Hang on Doc, Morty will fix everything. I promise.
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Old 12-09-2008, 06:46 AM
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Linda-Poo...is there a way................
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Old 12-09-2008, 07:49 AM
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There was nothing started, so nothing to end.

I got what I wanted out of you, my precious baby boy whipped your asz, while you were drooling over my thong.

Kiss kiss.
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Old 12-08-2008, 10:36 PM
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So I'm on the road this week, got killed at the Mountain, log on to kill some time and this is what I come across...simply stunning.
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Old 12-08-2008, 10:37 PM
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Come on Mrs. Watson.

I am asking you this question:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrWam...eature=channel
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Old 12-08-2008, 10:38 PM
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Come on Mrs. Watson.

I am asking you this question:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrWam...eature=channel

Im leaving...
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Old 12-08-2008, 10:40 PM
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This is better than my soap General Hospital


Wow!
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